Them: You know how in #TheFellowshipoftheRing Viggo Mortensen kicks that helmet...

Me: You know how in #ThePrincessDiares when Anne Hathaway slips on the bleachers...

Future historians will decide this is AI because Indy is smiling.

Thanks to the DOJ for reminding me to donate!

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I wish someone would show a list to Katie Porter of all the reasons she needs to drop out now on a white board.

I notice that he says "arrests" but not "indictments." 🤔

I wonder how they'll try to claim that mortgage fraud relates to election interference.

You want to boycott something?

Start thinking about boycotting the semiquincentennial.

Yes. That's a real word, and no, we're not a real democracy anymore, nor are we a republic.

#Thisisnotnormal
#ResistFascism

On the plus side I'm getting a ton of writing done. 🤷‍♀️

If we ignore everything America ever hoped to stand for: #TrumpEpstein2028

If you believe having a r@pist become president hasn't encouraged a renewal in the r@pe culture among young men in this country, you're not paying attention to the news.

I'm so sorry, Katelyn. RIP Samwise. 😿

I still get memories of my Lexi who died in 2023, so let's just say that Google Photos sucks at reading the room.

Elark Muskerberg.

Amazon messing with my mind pretending this isn't the last season after all.

#Outlander

You'd think a guy who'd been at Walter Reed so many times would know what a doctor looks like.

#25thAmendment

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

We've entered the era of #metahistory

And I think it was mentioned tangentially in the Bible somewhere.

Or was it 1984?

Honestly. Coming forward much closer to the election would have been way worse.

This feels more like we dodged a bullet. Just an opinion. 🤷‍♀️

Dang. I actually liked #Swalwell

Oh well.

Moving on, because that's what people who aren't in cults do.

It's not just that you're living rent-free in his head.

He's upgrading all the appliances and adding a jacuzzi.

It's as if the loser has no idea he's actually become your butler.😂

He's going to turn this car around and cancel the family trip to Disneyland if they don't behave. He really means it!

And it's still all designed to keep the narrative away from the pdf files.

Weapons of mass destruction for the sake of mass distraction has been the strategy of the patriarchy since the day they told us Eve ate an apple.

Maximums for the future:

President: 65 years old
Wealth: $100 Million
SCOTUS: 20 year term
Senate: 12 years
Congress: 16 years
Defense: 25% of federal budget
Max Wage: 500% of median school teacher income
Individual Residential Property: $10 Million total
Farmland per corporation: 500 acres

Our enemies aren't in Iran
They're in the EPSTEIN FILES

A former reality star hopes that by creating weekly drama, he can get better ratings for his war drama show, than the documentary about him and his pdf friends on the discovery channel.

Cue all the people who have never played 2D chess in their life to start rambling inanely about 3D chess.

#25thAmendment

The only civilization he'll ever destroy is America, and maybe we deserve it for letting him.

#25thAmendment

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Every time you call a truth social post a "tweet" Elon makes another billion.

Fair point. I misunderstood.

I was more focused on the similar movement toward 100% clean energy driven electricity. PG&E is also in the same territory, but you're right, it's only for gas, so not a side-by-side situation.

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