J’ai fait mordre la poussiere à ces audacieux.

Still from "Goldeneye" (1995): CIA agent Jack Wade (Joe Don Baker) in the frozen streets of St. Petersburg asks James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) "Hey, Bond - you do any gardening?"

BUT: the best line in the Brosnan canon, that borderline non-sequitur outburst that simultaneously fills me with epathy and summarizes post-Cold-War Russia in six words, is Joe Don Baker as CIA spook Jack Wade begging for practical advice on surviving his post: "Hey, Bond - you do any gardening?"

Yes, step 1 is: Teleport entire Microsoft corporation into orbit around Saturn.

Delightful work on the necklace! Although now I can't stop wondering about pic #4 and whether those hairs are made of hair or of glue

#WorldsAngriestDad

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

A screencap of Google search results for the phrase "Ask Bob Slob" (no results found).

Oh, well, that's my podcast name sorted then

Oil painting of a woman dressed like Virgin Mary with red drape in the background and an island in the background. A wine glass in front of her and tea cup. A knife, loaf of bread, and orange floating around it. Also a fly.

This is an oil painting on canvas I did in the 90s for an Italian restaurant in ATL and they rejected it. Glad they did because they stole the ones they did keep. #oilpainting #primativeart #artbrut #folkart

Burnin' Saints, Jazzy Hands

A medieval gilded painting of St Maximus being martyred by being burnt alive. St Theodotus of Adrianopolis is being martyred right next to him. Both have gigantic golden halos, facial expressions that say "what me worry?" and Al Jolson jazz hands.

Thank you for your attention in this martyr.

So rare to see a happy Virgin Mary. Clearly this is an outtake from when the portrait session was over and they were just throwing the props around

Still from "A View to a Kill": Max Zorin and a group of tech industry giants watch as a miniature model of Silicon Valley rises out of the middle of a table.

Still from "A View to a Kill": In a control room inside the MainStrike mine, an animated display shows Silicon Valley being inundated with water from the San Francisco Bay (image 1 of 3)

Still from "A View to a Kill": In a control room inside the MainStrike mine, an animated display shows Silicon Valley being inundated with water from the San Francisco Bay (image 2 of 3)

Still from "A View to a Kill": In a control room inside the MainStrike mine, an animated display shows Silicon Valley being inundated with water from the San Francisco Bay (image 3 of 3)

Even if Zorin had got his MainStrike, we'd still be stuck with Microsoft and Amazon.
#TechIndustryKoans

This is a reeeeeally interesting line texture - like whiteboard markers, but somehow as if wielded by a ninja 😉

Is Floating World moving somewhere, or are they dead in the water?

Dear furry friends, be very careful if someone tries to sell you bear suit insurance.

Me too, dear. Hold my hand!

[five-note theme from "Close Encounters"]

I have Taylor Swift's SSN if you want to pretend to be her

hooray and good morning to our birb friends🐤
an especial good morning to birbs who make the goofy noises

Murgatroyd is one of our language's truly sensational nouns, one we all should say every day. It will win you friends the same way answering every "How are you?" query with "Swell!" will make instant friends everywhere you go.

Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears - The Wardrobe Theatre An original alternative comedy by The Wardrobe Theatre

Wardrobe also staged "Goldilock, Stock & Three Smoking Bears" in 2015:
thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/goldil...

Oedipuss In Boots - The Wardrobe Theatre A devilishly funny and brilliantly bizarre tragicomedy from The Wardrobe Theatre

Monkey mind just delivered to me the phrase "Oedipuss in Boots", and I'm delighted to see Bristol's Wardrobe Theatre staged the very show seven times from 2012-2019:
thewardrobetheatre.com/shows/oedipu...

Still from the movie "Moonraker": Jaws and Dolly, who think they're about to die aboard Drax's space station, toast each other with champagne as Jaws says his only line of dialogue: "Well, here's to us."

We sit through #Moonraker - the most egregiously unnecessary Bond flick - because it contains the single greatest line in any Bond flick. If you do not agree, fight me.

#WellHeresToUs

Either I'll have news tomorrow or I won't. (Honestly, the odds are no one's reaching out to swat me like a fly...yet)

Damn. Damn. Damn. (I have a goal to say hello to Flyte Tyme, for these men do linger as the gods of funk among us, verily.)

I listen to your show because *I* seem massively unpopular

Please disregard all artists in the music industry, they are bad

As a gay man my allegiance is and always will be for the mocha grande from Scrotum's

The Bond universe needs to pivot to the Dr. Who model. #DeathAndRegeneration

post from Szabolcs Panyi with an electoral map of hungary but tbh it’s kind of shaped like queens and its blue and orange

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets