That can't be too different from your usual <3

hashbrown never forget

Yes, absolutely! Therapists, too. There's a lot we need to do to fund good social and community care more than cops--but a simple rule that whatever cops make, teachers and therapists make double, might actually go a long way. 💙

I LOVE HIM

dw it's burned into my brain

I'm so sorry. I can't tell you whether you're reading too much into it--but even to be at the point of doubting it like that is so scary. 🫂 I'm glad you were still able to chat like he knew you. That's something to hold onto.

I don't actually remember those! I liked Black Cherry on its own, but with vodka it was too reminiscent of cough syrup.

My FAVORITE was... I think pomegranate blueberry? So so good with or without additives

every day. so baby always.

No! They're actually decent! Until you've added vodka to one too many of them haha

Settle for Me (feat. Santino Fontana) - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

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beep boop

Always 💞

(I am very nice to all my robot machine friends. Just in case.)

lmao you didn't even have to ask, you beautiful little slut 💙

I did fill her alllll the way up later, though. She got soooo wet and squirted all over. She's all cleaned out again now and waiting eagerly to take her next load.

(Actually, I had been trying to come up with a more chaste way to word my dishwasher situation, but then decided NAH and leaned into it)

Also I'm disappointed that NONE of you called out "empty and waiting to receive its next load" smh. Clearly I *have* been too chaste on this account.

Prim Alcohol Lore aside: I definitely thought about tagging several of you here RE: "bottomest bottom"

💞

A fizzy water from the brand "Sparkling ICE." The flavor pictured is Black Raspberry.

Now, in the North Carolina years when my marriage was falling apart and we were poor, it was a lot of bottomest bottom-shelf vodka and various juices. LOTS of these drinks.

(The Capri-Sun is worse than all those though lmao)

Naaaaah. I was a good girl in that I didn't go to the kinds of HS parties that involved alcohol. But not so good a girl, because--family of hard drinkers. I'd either steal a glass of wine or a shot or two of Hennessy.

I knew it would make me feel warm and happy. I underestimated how warm and happy. It's so, so warm and happy.

😂😂😂

Still: massaman curry with mango sticky rice 😭💙 healing my soul

I wanted a mixer for my vodka. This Thai place had sodas... or "fruit juice." Only an AI generated description. I thought, fuck it, let's see what it'll bring me.

Capri-Sun. I am drinking vodka with Capri-Sun. lmao.

comfort curry otw 💙

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It's okay! Honestly I appreciate the language correction. I DO suspect it's modified, but because I didn't have the words, I actually didn't post anything about this for months because I was afraid people might react poorly 😅 it's just SO OBNOXIOUS

I'm so invested l

Please click through for a plot twist!

In theory, yeah. My op-sec is paper thin tbqh lol.

It's just that I've admitted I wanted two jobs now where I've felt like I've failed to stick the landing. I don't KNOW that I've failed this one yet, but... I'm just depressed about it tbqh

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