There's never a bad reason to make cake. I'm excited for you that now you have cake!

One day this will stop being a Slayyyter stan feed but in the meantime, the growl/scream on "YES GODDD" at Coachella? Sweet jesus.

I'm one of those Firefox weirdos. Though I also tried Edge, same results.

Nope. I tried clearing my cache and cookies, and now I can't login either 😭 I'll come back again and try later.

I turned off my adblock for @stereogum.com but their splash screen still won't let me in. Womp womp.

Maryland Zoo Announces Birth of Coquerel's Sifaka | The Maryland Zoo BALTIMORE, MD – Maryland Zoo today announced the birth of a Coquerel’s sifaka (Propithecus coquereli). The yet to be named female weighed .116 kg (about 4 ounces) when she was born on March 2. “Sifaka...

Important news: the Maryland Zoo has a newborn baby lemur www.marylandzoo.org/news-and-upd...

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BREAKING: Claude Mythos discovers 60-year old computing bug, PEBCAK, that's been silently plagued the tech industry for years. It suggests resolving it by eliminating the entity in the middle and replacing it with a more efficient model.

Tracking my friends running Boston today, and good lord these people are so fast. They are crushing those miles and I am so proud of them!

Thread post from monkeymanweb 9hi @ Threads Does Trent Reznor have someone who goes on tour just to put powder on his clothes, or does he doing it himself? Response from Trent Reznor: I do it myself.

Important Nine Inch Nails lore just dropped on Threads.

St Helens Farm Goats Butter 250g

Who ya gonna call

It should be coast-to-coast headline news that the billionaire owner of the Knicks/MSG/The Sphere had his "Threat Management" team track a trans woman's movements during a Pride night promotion at MSG and said team generated an *18 page account* of everything she did in the arena that night.

I do need to finish 'Hidden Figures' though.

And we have been freed. Huzzah!

This movie has, in its first 10 minutes, had references to Angry Birds and being "poked" on Facebook, immediately dating it.

They just abruptly stopped the movie partway through and replaced it with 'Parental Guidance.'

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

put this in ads against every R senator who's running this year and voted for this monster

Next Saturday, April 25, is Independent Bookstore Day, one of our favorite days of the year to be a bookseller! We hope you’ll celebrate with us!

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We're glad to have you. Better late than never! It's hard to deny that new album.

I had never seen Dramgirls before, glad to finally have rectified that.

Now it's on to 'Hidden Figures.'

Slayyyter Shares New Song "Broke Bitch Free$tyle": Listen Last month, the St. Louis artist Slayyter, who our own Chris DeVille once described as “normcore hyperpop,” released her album Wor$t Girl In America. I played it once or twice, liked it, and then foun...

Glad to see @tombreihan.bsky.social is on board with the wor$t girl in america.

We're watching 'Dreamgirls,' not bad.

It's that Friday grid you know and love.

with the exception of this

There's so much great stuff in the Monkey Island games, but yeah, insult swordfighting is probably top of the list.

It hasn't started yet, but I will update when it does!

Jury duty today, oh joy.

The episode entirely devoted to Sisko (aka begging Avery Brooks to take part in Trek again) was a highlight, I think.