ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Big “I’m socially Catholic but fiscally conservative” energy

Why can’t you cook an egg in the microwave? Because the other one gets stuck in the door.

#JokesThatOnlyWorkInSpanish

Pasta with morel mushrooms, bacon, and asparagus

Made some pasta with my haul of morels. Morels, bacon, asparagus, and shallots with campanelle pasta in a garlic, butter, and white wine sauce.

Oh for sure. Butter, garlic, and white wine. Maybe use it in some pasta or to top a steak.

A bag full of morel mushrooms

Great day for morel hunting

When you grow older there's a temptation to drift rightward and become more reactionary and complacent, to dismiss your previous views as childish fancies not grounded in the real world, and if you resist that urge you win.

I would buy this shirt

Being a lawyer is the closest thing you can be to a wizard. “I cast Quantum Meruit!”

Shin Chan!

Only one pope to experience the U.S. healthcare system, and he’s got thoughts.

When we moved into our new house, my kid would have so many crumbs on the floor when she ate. I couldn’t figure out why there were so many damn crumbs compared to the old house. Our dog died right before we moved. Our dog. He was eating all the crumbs. I realized this today. It’s been 3 years. 🤦‍♂️

I have a strong feeling that my kids will end up memorizing Mike Jones’ cell phone number before mine. Not sure that’s a parenting loss or win.

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

NEW: Four federal judges have formed a firewall against ICE in West Virginia — and say they’ll punish state and federal officials of they continue detaining people in ways they have ruled illegal and unconstitutional.

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Having a baby with a stomach virus is awful for everyone and everything that isn’t already stained. Also just casually planning my own drinks and meals based on what will be easier on the way back up.

Can’t indict a ham sandwich and now has beef with Rye. 🤭

Could’ve sworn Juan Jamón (Jon Hamm) was going to be there, and then I swear I saw Pedro Pascal instead.

Baby standing on a chair looking out a window at a baby deer staring back at him

Baby made a new friend today. Helps having a clover yard when there’s no green in the rest of the woods right now.

I lived in Barcelona in 2002, and Johann Mühlegg was kicked off the German cross country ski team and obtained Spanish citizenship to compete in Salt Lake City where he won gold but got disqualified for doping. Maybe the last time they were remotely interested in the winter games?

Watched Harlan County, U.S.A. tonight. I’d seen bits and pieces but not all of it. Absolutely wild that I was born 7 years after some of the events in there. One of the more visceral “oh right, America was fucking insane when we were kids” moments.

This isn't mine, and I can't definitively find the original source. But I love this little bit of wisdom:

"If you're a fifteen-minute walk from a coffee shop, but the server there has to drive an hour to get to work, you don't live in a walkable city. You live in a theme park."

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

the bots on X flying fast with the "he pulled a gun on them and it was self defense" line. It's really proliferating at a terrifying speed over there

Worse than Kent State, really than any episode I can think of probably dating back to Reconstruc & earlier b/c

1. continuing, not 1 off.
2. organized, not individual ofcrs losing it
3. literally at hand of federal government, which is
4. immediately lying & circling the wagons to prevent inves.

Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell YouTube video by Federal Reserve

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Appetizer-sized dish. Maple/miso glazed, charred sweet potato. Cauliflower puree. Candied bacon. Strawberries pickled with tarragon and lemon. And pistachios.

Feeling pretty proud of this one. I rarely get to cook like I used to.

Maple/miso glazed, charred sweet potato. Cauliflower puree. Candied bacon. Strawberries pickled with tarragon and lemon. And pistachios.

Had a client who is also an attorney—and someone I respect immensely—praise me for having “gifted communication skills,” and I will be riding that high for a looooong time.