Certain politicians are all flustered and noisy about other countries having access to nuclear weapons but seemingly have forgotten that AMERICA is the only country that has deployed them against another nation.

Oh, what an absolute lovebug!

A revived Spock at the end of Star Trek 3 with a futuristic minimalist font reading He Is Risen.

Remember, on this day, one who died to save us all and rose again to great rejoicing.

#FirstContactDay

I love your love beams, Gonzo. I also love you.

Jane Wickline is a treasure. She's not Kate McKinnon, but a treasure nonetheless.

Maybe they were just cold and needed to rest for a bit.

You're a true giver, Gonzo.

Well, we all have a lot of anger and frustration to blow off right now, don't we?

Well, that's why one changes it, right?

*rimshot*

I still consider the premise of the episode "Darmok" extremely clever and imaginative, but from a purely linguistics viewpoint, I can't even BEGIN to imagine how one could realistically have a language evolve that way.

Picard's recitation of the Epic of Gilgamesh is still freaking legend, though.

I could get down with being able to completely change my face.

Forgive me, Mr. Jennings, I was unfamiliar with your magnificent levels of game.

Granite is a gneiss rock.

#rimshot

Time travel is complex that way.

I like libraries. Sometimes I hang out at the public library on days off or if I have short day at work and just read and knit for a while. Very relaxing. Especially if I can get a chess game in.

Oh, I chose the side without actual Nazis on it a long time ago.

So he's, like, BLESSED Blessed.

Ah, so he truly IS Blessed.

Redwaaaaaaall!

Hey, you know why the deer couldn't cross the toll road?

Because she was a buck short.

Exactly. I like to think that's why they're having such a hard time recruiting more goons. People know Trump will fall from power one day and they damn well don't want to have to answer the hard questions that will come from supporting his regime.

I trust anyone from this administration about as far as I can hurl a semi truck.

Well, yes. But sometimes what's right isn't always legal. People who helped slaves escape through the Underground Railroad were doing something illegal, but morally correct.

People who hid their Jewish friends and neighbors during the Holocaust were doing the right thing, not the legal one.

Occasionally I find it kind of wild that my birthday is neatly sandwiched between those of Mickey Mouse and Harold Ramis.

Thank you!

So, we had a Persian kitty come in who looked like Wilfred Brimley. And I had to Google who that was for younger coworkers. Because I am middle aged.

It's my birthday, by the way.

Not just a right, a moral obligation. Someday, Trump and his goons will be out of power and you don't wanna destroy your career, your honor, or your soul for such a vile creature.

Good morning to our armed service members who should be reminded that you not only have the right, you have a moral OBLIGATION to refuse illegal orders.

...and those grapes were sour anyway.

The fuzzy belly is a trap, isn't it?