I JUST FUCKING CANT!!!

HOW?!

😭

So gooood!

Oh, sorry, can you repeat yourself? I was thinking about how Cher donated her skis to the Pismo Beach disaster relief

I’m a short stack, so when another guy (usually straight) calls me “Bud” it can honestly feel infantilizing. Part of this is my ow ish, but 9/10 my gut reaction is “I’m not your Bud”

I loathe the word Bud/Buddy

It is not a conspiracy anymore.

Happy birthday!!!

A screenshot of someones post saying "Noooo he moved during the panoramic photo" and the picture was of an abomination that was once a dog.

lol

Flexy update for ya nerves:-)

You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome.

Welcome to Budapest Envy.

Being into cats feels so debasing. You give everything over to this animal — time, labor, money — but when you want them to sit next to you, they refuse and jump away. When they finally sit on your lap, you sit motionless to the point of physical pain, afraid to disturb them. Humiliating.

Ummmm I think that’s a UFO on the #coachella livestream… 👽👽👽

Same.

Almost always!

Do it! You absolute idiot.

a poster for sweet dreams shows a woman sleeping in a bed ALT: a poster for sweet dreams shows a woman sleeping in a bed

Check it!

Wait wuuuut?!

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@samsteindc.bsky.social I was AGAIN woken up at 430am with the guttural fear of global impeding doom that coursed through my body from everything that happened yesterday. #WayTooEarly

I honestly agree with you. Thank you for your service!

But the numbers of college age voters turning in the gop just doesn’t correlate with this massive amount of subs

I legit feel like turning points numbers are just bots

If you think this is a coincidence, you aren't paying attention:

He said absolutely nothing new.

Awwwh! Home!

Unm… good sir. This is suggestive.

Jesus…