Personally, Id have just headbutted him in the ankle like a living, breathing razor scooter.

Yeah Malone BROKE it

Spent the morning racking my brain for what a tough on crime pope would look like exactly

Idk but I was kinda hoping to see starters in the first half just for some continuity as we havent seen much of that this year

Seeing Moach in baby blue gonna have me feeling things about Nuggets past

So Artemis gets to do all that but when I try to straight pipe my car Im the problem??

Blocks go brrrr tho, have you thought about that??

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

These people are not well

I didnt think so but between this and the Manifest Destiny-esque speech from my last sales meeting im really not so sure anymore

An email about a sales meeting that references WW3 that I can only imagine was sent immediately after doing several lines of cocaine

By far the most insane work email Ive ever received

Sacha Baron Cohen stars as Talli G

As a thought experiment, imagine if I had no head and rode around horseback carrying a carved pumpkin and a saber. Think about what a terror that would be.

The opening graf is perfect.

Read this instead of the shit from The Athletic.

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I think it’s a better tribute to Kobe to keep going when you’ve been told to stop

Years ago, before Nikola was fully realized publicly I used to say that Bam was gonna be the guy to eventually dethrone Jokic as best C in the world. I was obviously very wrong but for one night, I can pretend I was right and that I saw this coming.

Fr tho, good for Bam, I always liked him so especially good to see him take down a rapists record

If theres anything ive learned about NBA discourse it is that Bam Adebayo is now the MVP frontrunner and best in the world.

Its the Thunder, you know they aint calling that shit

Most of them for sure but we dont need most of them. The real trick would be insulating the few that could be converted from the other knucklefucks who lose their minds about everything and im not sure how you go about that.

After many conversations with my father I am convinced that these 15% of Trump supporters could legitimately be talking into voting for socialist policies if you call it anything other than socialism. The word just initiates a fight or flight response in much of the older generation.

Malice in the Palace would have never happened if NBA officials weren't armed to the teeth with whistles

Is there a web portal where I can submit my own photo and information? I’d like to be on the record opposing these assholes.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

I hear there are some really good AI therapist bots that definitely wont tell you to end it all

The NFL should have jump balls

Yeah sure, I have to hang out with Nazis and the Child Porn Generator but the likes and reposts tho.

Hard to imagine a more annoying collab

Schrodingers Sperm

Phenomenal, I love him