'It's a good thing your Mam and Sis got better from leprosy and you won at chariots isn't it, Ben Hur ?'

Make them all have centre partings, bow ties and black Oxford shoes

'Blimey, those really were some exciting Star Wars A New Hope'

Leans in, whispers

'Cregneash'

When Monty rode his wife all the way out to sea...

Debbie does Hull

Me, dropping in to look at your posts

Two eyebrows, two lipbrows, one hedgemullet and a green & pink shell suit.

Peak Mansell-ing from Kev.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

Beautiful

😂😂

That's it now. You can't be in the Ashley gang.

Meanwhile, on Twitter, Ashley says ...

Thing is, weddings are formal do's and kids just get bored having to sit through a church service and speeches.

It's doing them a kindness really

I did that. My fiancée and I decided on a no kids policy and my uncle rang her father, who he'd never met or spoken to before and offered him a bribe and a huge multi-family row erupted.

Good times.

One of these is for real.

Rando here ! Is this any use ?

"Kharg island" sounds like a giant gorilla ought to live there.

Reposting this on Twitter.

Thanks Foxton. I'm just popping in every so often.
Hi to Molly!

Petition to change his name to 'Supreme orange war mattress'

The Grimehouse Bluds ?

The cascade of DOOM

?

Nope. Worse.
Something about my rumbling tummy and "Work bowls of task soup"
I was not swamped with offers.

You should see what I added to my bio on there.

Except you can't now because I had to close my account because of it.

Wocha!