The thing about Devin Williams is he sucks now. Make Senga the closer. idc

Season's over and it's only April. That usually only applies to the Jets after the draft is done.

These guys mostly make B2B software. This is like if QuickBooks wrote the Unabomber's manifesto.

Mets should definitely try cheating. Might not be enough Vaseline and sandpaper in the world for Senga and Peterson though.

Hope he got to try the chocolate there.

I did not make alternate plans for this summer so I'll probably keep watching regardless.

How does this cost $375M? #Mets

That's almost beyond nickname and Batman naming himself and creating a suit.

Classic Bullfrog

David Stearns sucks maybe? #mets

Was it worth it that's how everyone found out your mom wrote a book about how your folks have an open marriage and are down to clown? Dying in obscurity seems better.

"MAGA test run" is funny. Like the U.S. had to test run nativism.

So well-matched.

Why did the #Mets teach Bo Bichette how to strikeout a lot?

Jeffries talks like he's writing a term paper at the last minute and is desperately trying to hit the minimum word count.

Do we know how empowered Alvarez is to challenge? Are there limits based on inning, run differently, situation, etc.?

Hell ya. #mets

DOJ should just withdraw the 1980 and 1981 Civiletti opinions (which are based on the ADA not the Constitution anyway) and get rid of government shutdowns altogether. Go back to how it was pre-1980.

I think if you'd show them ET it'd be fine. There's a couple of dead bodies, some swears, and some stressful action scenes, but it's otherwise pretty light and has a happy ending. Even lighter ending than the book.

Mark Zuckerberg has still never had a good original idea. Every technology he really cares about and champions, everyone hates. Perfect record of consumer indifference/disdain.

Only AI could make a little hat that adorable.

You know it's real because he hasn't touched their garbage fries.

Farts McGullicutty

Ya never know anymore if this kind of post is going to lead to an obituary or Epstein related public disgrace. Really adds a nice lil' bit of suspense to headlines about old white guys.

Jesus (A-weema) wept.

Everyone is throwing 74MPH. World Baseball Classic is great.

A lot of the NY Post's success is that it's cheap and the sports section is vaguely normal. Hard to imagine you can build any kind of a sports audience via a newspaper in 2026.

Also, it still loses tons of money so it doesn't really work in NY either.