i’m autistic, is it rude to be like “thank you i made it myself!!!” about a compliment on something you made yourself because im hearing mixed opinions??

although it’s possible that the amount of truly scumbag people on this earth have lowered my standards

also a lot of people knew of him in high school. but he’s earnestly changed and extremely willing to understand things and not be an asshole even though he can be quick to frustration which is pretty amazing to be honest idk.

there’s this guy i know who everyone kinda thinks is an asshole because his OCD kinda gives him meltdown like behaviour sometimes but i think he’s pretty neat because he’s very willing to learn and change which you can say of extremely few people when it comes down to it

it’s weird cause it doesn’t smell like pee or anything, it’s this super specific animal smell. i guess kinda like musk or something. confuses the dog, too. i have zero clue where it came from

i bought this top and it came smelling really weird. hard to describe but kinda like an animal had been sleeping on it or something. i washed it and it still smells weird. feeling like a strange little animal… whomst hast laid his scent upon MINE cloth…

me: mmmm alcohol and nicotine
friend: two beautiful sisters…
me: now that’s one sandwich i’d love to be in the middle of
(the missus laughing in the other room)

honeyrose needs to start making super slims or i’m gonna be back on the nic again just to serve maximum cunt

and somehow in my narcissistic brain, the biggest problem here is that i feel emasculated that i couldn’t fight back against them because realistically i could never have won against six young men on my own and i had to just walk away in shame

a group of six men started yelling and surrounding me and my friend in the park the other day and like videoing us and laughing at us and then they lined up in a procession to moo at us as we left

clemmy, you and me could take the fucking capitalists out in this town

i think you should be able to rent little courtyards by the hour. if someone leased their back garden as a hangout spot i’d be broke within a week.

as a disabled adult who is friends with mostly disabled adults, a lot of us still live with our parents or in tense sharehouse situations and finding public places to sit and smoke and chat that are private but also accessible to those with mobility aids is so hard.

trying to find hangout spots both accessible and private is a nightmare

calling that man a freak is a disservice to freaks everywhere

fuck i’m losing the room over here

if anyone is ever wondering “why is everyone freaking out about the declining birth rate? wouldn’t it be better for the planet and our resource capabilities to have less people?” it’s capitalism. growing population supports capitalism’s infinite growth model. anyway,

found out today he has a masters degree in autism. so he literally has a fucking certificate that says Master of Autism and that’s so fucking funny. i bet u are

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living in the world where the ultimate feedist fantasy is to be able to afford enough to eat lmaooo

his mum said “thank you for getting me, i’m glad you did” but also seemed annoyed. will i still be invited to his wedding

tw alcohol and dumb shenanigans but just had to wake up my friends mum at 1am because he was so drunk i was worried but needed to leave… i feel so bad even though she seemed sorta thankful. man someone tell me im brave bc somehow i made it to 23 without ever having to do that & that was scary as f

young dracula is a show about not being able to connect with your dad/parents but it loses that main theme after season two. its literally the whole deal with vlad AND johnno AND ingrid AND robin

the concept of sharing a kitchen with your arch nemesis

that sure is what having parents is like

it’s so real how count dracula is constantly switching between a villain and a co-conspirator in young dracula but no matter what vlad always just like. lives and sits around with him in his house in the same living room. even if they’re trying to kill each others friends at the time.

another thing people are always doing is acting like it’s crazy when you start laughing instead of going AHH when something scares u. i’m 99% sure laughter isn’t even an uncommon startle response, i’m not suddenly going to morph into a demon

ppl will be like “ugh why don’t you just take painkillers if it’s that bad” and like. it’s kinda hard to explain how. i get like. headaches or cramps or something almost every day and i don’t want to damage my health with the painkillers so i really need to prioritise the WORST pain

i used to fantasise about having a cape like vlad’s and a friend like robin when i was watching YD as a kid and i kinda still do but also i relate more and more continually to elizabeth branagh