oh hey

👋

Nah but I am free xox

& that!

Brighton is absolutely feral today.

Everybody is either on something, on a protest, on a stag-do, a seagull or a supporter of them.

👀

Awh, the smell of spliff & chips on a sunny Saturday.

😍

☀️

WOT.

Next time this happens, just get a Vienetta.

I have honestly never seen it fail.

Just a reminder is Valentine’s Day on Friday.

xox

15 years in the making..

😉

Awwwwh! Thank you! *blush*

Is dying your hair purely for a party too extra?

🪩

Having a pet tortoise is literally the best thing, but trying to remember what that Diva can & can’t eat has become my most-searched thing on google.

🧐

He’s going to be such a liability when he’s let loose on the outside.

🍍 🍍

Daddy

Daddy. 🥹

I mean, as tempted as I am.

One is building upon her repertoire, you never know when it will come in handy. ;)

Accompanied with an ice-flat white

& Bucks-Fizz.

So, I’m vibing…

To start:

Blackberry & lime compot, with granola & a strawberry top.

Main:

Crushed Avo with a chili-smoked tomato filling, on a bed of fried sweet-potato pocket & rocket

Topped with a spray of sautéed-mushrooms.

Afters:

Bloody Mary.

Good?

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Offered to make my two gorgeous friends brunch for their birthday on Saturday morning…

Just remembered they are both Vegan.

My menu is F*

HELP ME BLUESKY!

(I can cook, so HMI)

🧑‍🍳

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Applying for my first directorship at 35 is 💯 the energy I need to be going out on a Monday night.

Would you like to start a support group?

This was me!

How did your trauma therapy go?

Nooooooooooooo.

Omg like my Dad is a full-blown ally & there’s only 20 years between us, we can talk about anything (genuinely).

But it’s was like watching a slowmo car crash.

I KNOW!

🤣🤣🤣

It not often I am speechless.

HI!

I’m obsessed.

An we please secretly know each other while I’m alive?

This is iconic.

🫡

👋

Please do.

Could you wear yellow and place a single rose on my coffin & leave without speaking to anyone else?

i would throw myself into traffic

I plan too.

💀