It’s the first Monday of the year. Start over if you got to.

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If all these BlueSky “artist” just send me the bread through Zelle, I could have floor seats at the Grand National Tour…

Break a leg!

I know DJ Mustard’s ears ringing like a mf!

This was chalk? lol

I used to be addicted to these in the 90’s

Nigga what!?!

Mail me one Cuzzo. 😐

At the office, Airpod Pros are necessary.

But, at the gym, Beats are superior.

🎄December, be good to me baby!

Eat first. But don’t eat so much that yo can’t finish the meal before dosing off in yo food. Science!

#FuckTrump

That’s right! I will absolutely start some shit

If you ain’t perfected that macaroni and cheese by now, yo ass bet’not bring that shit over here Thursday!

#blackskyover30

I’ma R&B ass mf.

That other shit will have me doin 82 MPH in a school zone.

#addtoblackskyover30

Almost forgot!

You’re doing great.

Thank you Big Lex! I needed that 💪🏽

I know you ain’t on here showin off Kev!!! I got 8 mfkn followers! 3 of em my mama bkuz she make an account every time she forget her password

We appreciate that shit too

You get it!

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Grand rising!

New Kendrick album got me feelin blacker. Shit got a lil black magic in it.

#addtoblacksky #blacksky

Sheeeeesh! Definitely some pretty black girl shit right here!

Y’all outside partying. Im inna house, high,eating snaccs, and watching YouTube.

I’m glad yo little grinch heart can feel. I know it’s small and everything.

I’m a straight shooter. Aggressive den a mf and way too honest sometimes.

Don’t question shit I do if the truth gone hurt you.

That means wya

Wess up

You tryna get fucced up? I guess it could be good OR bad. Any requests can be fulfill. OMM

Luni’s Holiday Rules 2024

1. Don’t ask me what I made. I’m bringing a bottle.

2. Don’t ask me bout a bitch you don’t see me wit.

3. Don’t get fucced up.

#blacklesbian