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people don't really get that because witches can't sink, they're a direct threat to surface combatants

A 1980s Toyota Hilux would fix me

Species 2 asks "What if an astronaut was also sexy, and also what if the sexy blonde from the first one was there as well?"

"What if the sexy blonde shoved her tongue through your head killing you instantly?"

"What if Michael Madsen was also sexy?"

Species is a great movie because it asks the question "what if we made the Xenomorph a sexy blonde?"

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

Well well well, if it isn't my reflexive, knee-jerk cynicism about progressive politicians validated yet again

Sammy, a corgi, resting her chin on a stuffed animal corgi at the end of a bed

Sammy uses her corgi stuffy as a lil pillow

im in the pussy like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!! HEEEEELPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

i have decided to be lazy today. i do that most days but i'm also doing it today.

#astros

digital art. crying cat. text above the cat: has to do more than 1 thing arrow from text points to the cat

i think this has also convinced me to get the app.

reality is outpacing the onion

(also the overlords are a pasta sauce company. gibson could never)

it's not a new thought but man we really are just surveilling ourselves. cyberpunk dystopia wasn't supposed to be this easy for the overlords

The Kind of Blue album cover but it's Gonzo. Now it's called Kind of Blueish Purple, and the personnel listed are the members of the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem band

I will make these dumb things by hand until my hands fall off

Russel Crowe's getting more John Goodman coded the older he gets and it's a phenomenal development

Actor Ed Begley Jr. in the 1970s with a goofy mustache and lapels that go off the image.

"You got your Steve Zahn in my Ed Begley Jr.!"
"No, you got your Ed Begley Jr. in my Steve Zahn!"

The cost-benefit of rideshares doesn't really work in Chicago. It seems like it always takes exactly the same amount of time to get anywhere by car as it would by transit. I should be zoom zooming on the train, not stuck in traffic on LSD

How do you come up with the concept of the bagpipe. Like what was going through that scot's mind

Be sure to read the whole thing.

I wish I could be the person the wall decor of this Airbnb wants me to be but I’ve always disappointed everyone in my life

"ruffles have ridges" remember that shit what a dumb ass campaign

"bread has a lot of holes" ass slogan

THE DAIRY QUEEN STEAK FINGER BASKET *STANDS* FOR SOMETHING GODDAMNIT