I’m gonna do it I swear to god

Can’t believe they outlawed Etsy witches

I hope his dick doesn’t work

David Stearns will pay for his crimes

woody from toy story is holding a wooden stick and says " i don t want to play with you anymore " ALT: woody from toy story is holding a wooden stick and says " i don t want to play with you anymore "

You had a good run M4 Pro MacBook Pro

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What I think about whenever I see any Bluesky drama I see literally ever

I got a watch with a metal bracelet for the first time and I'm on day 2 of wearing it and the left edge of my laptop is already being rubbed down to a shine

I was raised a Mets and a Jets fan I should be built for this but I am not yet desensitized

We live in hell

The New York Mets are quickly sapping my will to live

“They call him the Colin Moriarty of the left”

Boo

I’ve been informed this is the plot of Dune

Every time I log onto bluesky dot app I'm reminded what a blessing it is that I'm roughly 10% as chronically online as I was 5 years ago

It’s the only way I want to install software now (unless it’s a cracked game installer that will blare chiptunes at me while the install progresses)

Oh that’s the assumption going in this time

Gonna rewatch Evangelion through the lens of Gendo Ikari being the ultimate wife guy instead of the worst father in fiction and see how it plays

Honestly the vibe in there would be insane

I’m a huge Rangers/Mets fan and only casually a Knicks fan but when I’m offered the chance to watch Knicks/Celtics from a suite and then hit the court for free I’m not gonna say no lol

What a week

Absolutely stellar week of games (and seats) at MSG this week

Happy Opening Day to all who observe

Oh we get there

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“And here’s how the JFK assassination is part of a chain of specific events that led to 9/11”

Capping off a nice evening with my girlfriend by exclaiming “and I’m not convinced OJ did it!”