"This is an important thing to think about."

GOP - *gerrymanders*

DEMS - hey stop that no fair

GOP - *gerrymanders even more*

DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue

SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*

DEMS - *start gerrymandering*

GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social might be interested in this!

Pulpit Fiction

Hegseth quotes a fictional hitman as if it's the Bible

I do not “foam at the mouth over any attempt to make him look bad.” Mostly, because there are so many opportunities and I only have so much foam!

What she said!!!

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Hegseth’s favorite movie: the Ten Commandments! Here’s Moses turning Aaron’s staff into a snake to try and convince Pharaoh to release his people.

Frontotemporal dementia - Symptoms and causes

Suspect this is what trump has. Which is bad for him, but worse for the country and world.

www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...

Are we great again, yet?

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

I prefer First Ladies who aren’t in the Epstein Files.

Still too much… call me when it’s -$10k

This is so well done. 👌

It’s unclear to me who the fool is in this scenario…

🔥 💥 🔥

That escalated quickly! lol
She’s a badass!

I love her too. 🖖💕

The thing about dementia? A total lack of filter will keep manifesting.

Over eight million Americans took to the streets today, which makes No Kings 3 the biggest single day of protest in the history of our country. #NoKings

So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

“Why does God need a starship?“

Captain James T Kirk

“We went forward in a backward way“

His words aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on…

I might need to update my figure of speech. Regardless, fuck him.

*Sips tea*

“In a country well-governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of. “
- Confucius

Can’t share IG here & Tiktok censored their lyrics, so I am sharing it like this. But @subradioband.bsky.social is amazing. I love this so much.

👆👆👆This!!

I’d rather the pilot be in charge of the plane, and ensuring it’s ready to fly safely. Doesn’t this self-important psychopath have a staffer she can put in charge of this? Or better yet, adults can be responsible for their own security blankets!

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