Woulda been sick if someone worked this hard & spent this much on getting everyone health insurance. But yeah, cool.

@junlper.beer thank you for coming out for the best Chicago Handshake session yet!

I swear, if Chuck Schumer thanks Pam Bondi for her service, I'll flip.

The 💅 always 🔥🔥🔥

But seems to me that he may have been their harm reduction pick in the end. I guess SuperPACs do harm reduction politics too.

Just golfed w/ private prison bros. Said they'll do pride flags on ICE detention centers if we win in 2028. Yw zoomers.

It's satire but not wrong. Extremely disappointing @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social

How hard is it to crash into an erehwon? We’ve gone over this so many times. I quit hacking

Sent this to my family sitting next to me that Christmas and we almost put our phones down & started talking that year…

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Cory Booker said he’s gonna fight like hell so everything is fine let’s go to brunch

I bet gavin newsom has a Gavin Newsom poster on his wall. (Not a compliment)

It would be cool to have democrats that answer yes or no questions yes or no

Proof that Kat Abughazaleh didn’t lose…

Wow. New Poll shows Kat Abughazaleh in the lead for the first time. Poll of voters who voted by mail or early in person in IL-9:
•Kat Abughazaleh 29.5%
•Daniel Biss 26.2%
•Laura Fine 19.7%
•Phil Andrew 7.9%
•Mike Simmons 6.6%
•Bushra Amiwala 5.1%

Polls open until 7pm!

Source: M3 Strategies

Show me Kalshi now drip lords. @katmabu.bsky.social for everything.

STAY IN LINE IGNORE THE NOISE VOTE FOR KAT

Steve Tapas (@smallplatesig) on Threads @daniel.biss benefitting from more shady practices last minute punters bet big on him depress turnout. If a voter sees a grassroots candidate with lower odds they may not vote.

@danielbiss.bsky.social benefitting from more shady practices. last minute big $$$ punters bet big on him to depress turnout. If a voter sees a grassroots candidate with lower odds they may not vote.

Kat.

I wrote about Kat.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social @premthakker.bsky.social

@alexhairysun.bsky.social did you see this?

FOUND SOMETHING WEIRD W/ IL-9 DARK $ SMEAR CAMPAIGN

Mark Ruffalo has a message for you:
@markruffalo.bsky.social

FYI seems like Daniel Biss, Abughazaleh’s opponent, may be behind this. It seems like AIPAC is funding a lower polling progressive that’s refused to drop out

Wasn’t AIPAC, they paid for a lower polling candidates ads to split. This was the top polling opponent-the lobbyist behind it won a Reed award for the campaign two nights before the story broke

Ok…but her staying in the race is helping them candidate so whether she engages or not, she’s still helping them.

Do you get paid $1500 per shitty skeet or do you do it for free?

IL-09: Bushra Amiwala is supported in a new digital ad from AIPAC-backed super PAC Chicago Progressive Partnership. First aired on YouTube yesterday.

The PAC has previously attacked Abughazaleh. (Appears to be an attempt to further divide the progressive vote.)

when the dark $ dries out, this guy should consider a future stalker vision boards. @evanstonnow.bsky.social don’t you all report on politics? How can someone win an award for their work on Biss’ campaign & not ask Biss about the guys dark $ influencer side hustle?

HOW DID THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR FIT IN FRAME?

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?