Ballroom!

Get after the flouters and flaunters!

The @nytimes.com would be improved by more plagiarism from @theguardian.com

How could any judge rule against chicken soup?

Don't Mention the War! | Fawlty Towers | BBC Comedy Greats YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats

Trump makes a Pearl Harbor joke to the Japanese prime minister
youtu.be/yfl6Lu3xQW0?...

Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. Victims’ families blame what they say is the faulty design of a truck Elon Musk calls ‘apocalypse-proo...

It's a deathtrap:
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Per a protest sign: "The World Awaits the McStroke"

From @nytimes.com update just now:
"The president said combat operations “continue at this time in full force” and said they would continue “until all of our objectives are achieved.” He did not specify what the objectives are."

He did not specify what the objectives are.

My father often pointed out the literal meaning of "decimate," but his enduring cause was the misuse of "flout" and "flaunt."

Taking page from Adams, Mayor Mamdani proposes NYC library cuts Library advocates called the mayor’s proposed budget “terrible.”

Say it ain't so. @mayor.nyc.gov!
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Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released

After distracting us from the Epstein files for months, today they're rolling 'em out as a distraction:
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Tuberville, get stuffed yourself.

Be like @repilhan.bsky.social, I'm asking my representative @repdangoldman.bsky.social

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Speaks as Allies Condemn Greenland Threats

"Incredible," you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

She should not ever try to be funny, that's for sure

Tale of two headlines:
@nytimes.com "Inflation ended 2025 on Subdued Note"
@us.theguardian.com "US inflation held firm in December amid pressure on Trump over cost of living"

"No one wins. One side just loses more slowly." - Pryzbylewski, The Wire

Orwell is dead but Margaret Atwood is still here

Great documentary, but yes, it's dated.

Lawrence of Arabia on a phone? criminal. I wouldn't want to watch it on a home tv, let alone a phone. Phones are fine for cat videos, marginal for how-tos.

Take it out of the liquid and let it cool in a location inaccessible to your cat.

There's a place called "Thai Restaurant Near Me" - very authentic

Excellent work!

Isn't "faulty AI product" redundant?

Spotify: Wrapped in complicity

A fun look back on the year in music hits different when it’s paired with propaganda for Trump’s deportation machine. Remember: don't use Spotify while the platform runs recruitment ads for ICE. app.sosha.ai/s/h3KC1tmh

Survivors could become witnesses and therefore must be eliminated, right?

Spotify: Wrapped in complicity

Music lovers who aren't down with Trump's brutal deportation regime are canceling their Spotify subscriptions until the platform stops running ads for ICE. Join us. app.sosha.ai/s/Lki23nmC

Were I a Tennessee voter, Bodie would be my pick.

Immigration vigil. Thursday 12-1pm 26 Federal Plaza

📢 Immigration Vigil - Tomorrow
📆 Every Thursday
📍 26 Federal Plaza, NYC, Federal Worker's entrance
⏰ 12 pm - 1 pm
Join us for a silent vigil calling out ICE for abducting immigrants. This may be a silent vigil, but our message is loud!

Kristi "Garden" Gnome