aye gorl, are you an anime gotcha game? 'Cause I'd like to impact THAT Genshin ;)

YO! I just found out I can't be hurt by cars!!!
A car just bounced right off me this morning. I know it was crazy!
See, I have an autoimmune disease but I truly didn't know how far that would go!!!
I'm literally immune to automobiles \o/
*Runs off into the sunset*

Today I learned you can turn a canoe up-side down and wear it as a hat.....because it's capsize ^.^

sometimes, i make myself laugh in public and people look at me like I'm the one crazy :p I went around the corner and said, "Looket the size of the balls on this guy!" I'm Hilarious!! 😄
😄

Out of all the canoes out there, volcanoes are the most dangerous ;)

Donate to Help Bring Andrew Pool Home for Memorial, organized by Sabrina Anderson Hello everyone, my name is Sabrina Anderson, and I'm reaching out with a hea… Sabrina Anderson needs your support for Help Bring Andrew Pool Home for Memorial

WE ARE SO CLOSE with 4 days left we have 97% of what we need to bring my dad home!!! I'd like to thank everyone who donated and my future thanks to those who can get us to our goal. We just want him home with us in the US. Sharing also helps if you can't donate money www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

Donate to Help Bring Andrew Pool Home for Memorial, organized by Sabrina Anderson Hello everyone, my name is Sabrina Anderson, and I'm reaching out with a hea… Sabrina Anderson needs your support for Help Bring Andrew Pool Home for Memorial

My father passed away in The Philippines and The crematorium is holding his body before processing him to bring him back home with a $100 a day "storage" fee..... If you could help us out, every little bit helps If you can't donate, please retweet this <3 www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

Sometimes, i scroll across some stuff i don't want to be alone seeing O.O (it's scary out there!)

Use a fork, Luke!

When, you've outgrown your pokemon but they haven't out grown you

your boots are floaties.....or gods O.O

I hear you like tacos 😉

The average american man has sex 1-3 times a week. On the other hand, The average japanese man has sex 1-3 times a year.
Which is alarming because I had no idea I was japanese.

Seeking A Hall of Mourning Listen and make your own on Suno.

suno.com/s/YkquUB0ayW...

Obituary for Darren E Hall Darren Edward Hall, age 28, of Norwalk, passed away unexpectedly at his home, Sunday, August 18, 2024

I can't believe it's been a full year.....Miss ya man, you were defiantly a great friend. We have lot to catch up on.
www.norwalkfuneral.com/obituaries?o...

PRAY FOR TAIWAN... THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET POUNDED!!! 😭🙏

LESS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A Slice of Apple Pie in Jamaica is $2.50.
A Slice of Apple Pie in The Bahamas is $3.00.
These are the Pie Rates of The Caribbean

Happy o' Canna

A tube top, right? RIGHT?

Corsets are friggin' awesome!!!

I turned my poem into a song ^.^ let me know what you think!! suno.com/s/jn8w5H5PDp...

Pro Father's Day tip for the kids: Never kiss your mother on Father's Day

I blame @volizray.bsky.social for ALL of this

Bro Erupted During the Eruption reaction 😂😂#chatmusic #funnyshorts #savage #comedy #diehard #dead YouTube video by Buddies & Blockbusters

:D youtube.com/shorts/z9VQO...