Dude looks like he got locked in a shipping crate with three succubi and no water

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

"We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit." - The Atlantic

The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk

Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million

The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Rep. Ted Yoho cannot argue his POV with logic, knowledge, expertise, or respect. He has none of these qualities – so he resorts to ad hominem attacks. Ted Yoho is intimidated by strong women. Ted Yoho is intimidated by intelligence. Ted Yoho is intimidated by empathy.

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot I block Trump trolls for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes: not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit. Trump trolls: to clarify, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

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After pretending to be horrified by Trump’s policies @joerogan is in the Oval Office standing up to Trump…

Just kidding! He’s kissing Trump’s ass. Because of course he is.

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Drunk snowflake Kash is still crying.

Oh, no! So sorry❤️ Naughty boy! (But so cute!) I woke this morning to find a big red spot on the bridge of my nose and was having similar worries, but it turned out to be last night's tomato soup! 😆

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

MAGAT's need to sit this one out. Unlike the MAGAT/EPSTEIN class, Democrats have been immediate and forceful in their responses. They will not pretend nothing happened. If you refused to hold Trump, or Tony Gonzales, or others to account then just shut the fuck up.

the tiniest cowboy and his horse look shocked, there’s something on the floor in front of them! handwritten text reads: “They witness a tiny murder!”

the cat on the floor gives a thumbs up, handwritten text reads: “But it was only ketchup”

the tiniest cowboy and his tiny horse witness a crime

Genuinely, if you are a journalist and you go to this year's WHCD, you're trash

Dude when your wife wants to jump out of the plane because you’ve been talking to her about Western Civilization for three hours that’s not ”skydiving”

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

How about opening the fuckin’ Epstein files you crazy bastard?

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump bombing Iran's civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some hellhole prison

The internet

I think we know who was in the bunny costume today

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.