Wake Up Dead Man...Rian Johnson saw the hot priest in season 2 of Fleabag and went 'hold my sacramental wine' and we love him for that.

Gracious! It's colder than a yeti's tiddy outside!

Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development, Homeland Security, and Treasury.

Trump has explicitly stated that he is terminating federal employees based on political affiliation. Data is currently being collected, but layoff notices have already gone out to employees at the Departments of Commerce, Education, Energy,

I've got dyed hair, tattoos, giant bazongas, and I'm editing a bunch of photos to sell while listening to The Stooges while my one eyed pitbull snoozes next to me in my office. 12 year old me would be so stoked this is how my life turned out. #thehorrorspersistbutsodoI

Ego Death at the Costco Gas Line

Dirty talk in your thirties be like "don't forget to take Prilosec, you sexy bitch🔥😘"

Idk why, but shouting "I once got busy in a burger king bathroom" while painting the basement is peak 30s behavior.

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Why have rizz when you can be...
#podcast #90s #airwolf

Maturity is realizing The Well Temper Klavier was never a torture device and was, in fact, a learning tool all along.

that’s right.

I put an obscene amount of butter on my popcorn tonight while telling the stranger next to me it was like making a smoothie. Sowing the seeds of chaos is hard work, but someone's gotta do it.

Well I took enough Excedrin to drop a horse and washed it down with an entire pot of coffee, so now my migraine's gone but I'm never sleeping again and I can feel my pulse in sinuses. You win some, you lose some. 🤷

Yellowstone is Succession, but yeehaw.

Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”

"Do what is within your means and abilities."

Just huffin old book for some dopamine.

Hear me out: the talking car shows of the late 80s/early 90s were America's version of the TARDIS

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When you Google "I just drank coffee that's been airing on the counter for, like, 72 hours. Will I die?" Google just says "don't do that." So I guess my life is safe. My digestive tract is another story.

🤣 no I just started playing. I got Animal Crossing for Christmas and I'm already plotting the demise of the capitalist scum Tom Nook. Let's be friends!

Tbh, I think it really is because people are tapping out before they get to the child abuse. I had to walk away from the article and calm myself down before going back to it several times to get through it. It's really rough.

Animal Crossing would be so much better if I could overthrow Tom Nook.