They got bored running the asylum so they figure it’s time to light it on fire.

We are surrounded by assholes. Assholes as far as the eye can see.

Nothing like showing you’re “one of the people” by being unserious.

AI is the great equalizer. It will tell the idiots what they want to hear and the smart people what they want to hear.

Maybe we don’t need Trump supporters though.

Im trying to remain optimistic.

Idaho Cut Services for People With Schizophrenia. Then the Deaths Began.

The good news is it’s more likely we’re just a bunch of fucking morons.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/07/h...

Just tell ‘em oil is the blood of Satan. Those fucking morons will believe anything you tell them if you can scare them.

Pope thinks he’s a doctor, too.

You can’t get taxed when when this mother fucker doesn’t even tip.

A doctor dressed like the Pope.

Why is the pope dressed like a doctor?

If Jesus were alive today, Trump would be crucifying him at the next UFC match and selling pay per view tickets for the event.

If Jesus were alive today, Trump would be crucifying him at the next UFC match and selling pay per view tickets for the event.

All Hail the Universal Emperor of Peace!

I wish.

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer for egregious joke stealing in the 2nd degree.

bsky.app/profile/hell...

War’s going so bad they want to distract from it with an Epstein story.

War’s going so bad they want to distract from it with an Epstein story.

And pigs are flying and cats are living with dogs because a leopard changed its spots.

I put the odds at 1 in 5 that at least a small tactical nuke will be detonated.

Maybe he could sell sneakers with Nazi logos to make up for the loss.

Doubling of ‪CO₂‬ lowers collective IQ by 20 points. I’m telling ya.

I think you’d be more sure if you said it’s from someone living in a time zone several hours before you.

But mostly bounced checks and balances in the red.

Aren’t we though?

However, BlueSky might have a fallback for sites that don’t provide OG data. It might grab the first image that shows up on the page.

Ok well, at any rate, BlueSky has a testing tool so you can quickly determine if your site returns an image:

“cardyb.bsky.app/v1/extract

Without quotes.

Are you using Yoast or some kind of SEO optimization plugin?

Try turning off the lazy image loading feature and see if that helps.