Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

“allbirds is pivoting to AI” oh yeah?

You know you've done something right when you're planning a road trip with your BFF and you both agree that finding remnants of both the Transcontinental Airway System and Oregon Trail wagon ruts is Very High on the list of priorities.

Anti airplane equipment

Later summer I developed an intermittent rash on my arms. The urgent care practitioner took one look and said “a plant based rash. It’ll be gone in a couple months” and yet I still have it.

Mike is right. About this but also about almost everything else pop-culture related.

if you see this, post something orange from your gallery.

Always fun to watch the big airplanes take off and then tuck their little feet in 🥹

She ran by me but I missed her. Trying to find a single runner in the mass of people is almost impossible. I’ve done it for friends but they knew where I was and they were looking for me.

Ok, fine. I came down to watch and was rewarded by being next to my new BFF, Daisy.

Time spent in a place with plenty of bars and restaurants, with giant windows where you can watch airplanes taking off, filled with all manner of humanity, is not “wasted”

Disagree. I have never missed a flight but I have run through airports and I don’t want to do that again. I like airports (once past security) and my time waiting would otherwise be spent at home, restless because I know I have an upcoming flight.

Might walk down to see an astronaut run by.

Butts on things!

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Hero!

The Scream Tunnel must be some dude’s kink.

Today the Boston Marathon runs through my town, which means, for most of the day, it is impossible to get to the south side of my town without a 20 mile detour around the route. It’s too cold to go watch.

Happy birthday

Hope you like K-pop now Amy. Happy birthday, @nerdjoy.social

I was just trying to watch a video here but the sound wasn’t working. I turned the volume all the way up, nothing. I tried two more videos, nothing. Turns out I was still connected to my BT speaker, which was in the bedroom where Amy was still, up until that point, sleeping.

There is a lovely fingernail moon to the west tonight but I’m too lazy to set up my tripod so you should all go out and look at it instead.

Breaking your leg doing a skateboard trick backstage before an encore is not funny. But it is hilarious

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

petition to rename the toronto raptors (named for a movie craze with no relation to canada, dumb mascot isn’t even a raptor it’s a t-rex) to the toronto raptors (the bird of prey, many of which are native to ontario, the mascot could be a great horned owl which is fucking beautiful, go birds)

To be honest, this is my first rodeo but I’m pretty sure I get the gist of rodeos. Doesn’t seem all that complicated.

Space age bar code

A board with lights corresponding to all the trains at/enroute to all the NYC subway stations in a walnut frame. Unlit dots are unoccupied stations can't see in still image, but there are blinking lights to show an enroute train

My metroboard gift from last year's birthday finally came in! You're looking at a live (well as of about 90 seconds before posting) map of the locations of all the uptown trains in NYC.

CD ROM game called Multimedia Celebrity Poker with JONATHAN FRAKES MORGAN FAIRCHILD & JOE PISCOPO

A powerful image