It's a bit odd to see horror movies being made out of, like, what my wife and I just did naturally. We didn't even carve out a cheat day haha.

Ooooooo

I can't stop writing my poop joke scripts while listening to the Oppenheimer soundtrack. It makes me feel important. Special. Powerful.

This is all because of me

@drjordanbreeding.bsky.social Your tireless work as Arby's #1 hater has finally paid off

I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

If we get this video (which has a couple of my jokes in it) to 100K views, @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social promises to release his explanation of all Phase Three MCU movies by the end of the month AND to get everyone a puppy that never dies. What a deal!

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I explain both The Raid movies to learn Pencak Silat and defeat Mad Dog YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

You should go watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain both Raid movies because those movies are sick, he explains them well, there are a few of my jokes in there, and it will also tell you why people genuinely like Jordan's sponsored content and don't skip it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcA...

Watch me fight just as hard as the dudes in The Raid movies here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcA...

Which thumb would you click to not get punched at 1PM ET tomorrow?

An EXTREMELY high honor

Thanks to a ridiculous offer on the price of a month of Jordan’s full-whack Patreon, I got the sheer thrill (in this video) of seeing my name share a screen with the PURE FLIX logo.

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Does god real or is God isn't? I dunno but @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social watched and explained all of the "God's Not Dead" movies so maybe the answer is in there? Also, Jordan legit provided some of the music for the first two GND movies. It sounds like a joke but isn't.

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Every Freaking God's Not Dead (and God himself, presumably) are LIVE!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5A...

The fourth one is literally just the poster for the second movie

Which thumb would GOD click at 5:15PM EST on March 13th!?

I've never been a crazy huge fan of Star Wars movies (though Force Awakens made me feel like a kid). For me, it was always the books and the video games.

I second this. Had a very solid time watching it.

"Cops do not kill people and if you keep saying they do I'm gonna...shoot you." Officer Detective @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social

Oh awesome! I personally have enjoyed the one's I've tried, legitimately, but I suppose it probably depends on what you've ordered.

I explain all 3 Maniac Cop movies so a zombie policeman won’t arrest me for corruption YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

Come watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain the many benefits of CTE so that a zombie cop doesn't kill him for corruption by watching all of the Maniac Cop movies, 1.2 of which star none other than everyone's favorite chin, Sir Bruce Campbell.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

I watched and explained all THREE Maniac Cop movies. If you don’t know what those are, this is the best way to find out www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xq...

Friday at 5:15 EST, which MANIAC thumb will you click it or ticket?!

Wow you're having a rough go of it haha

The ONLY way to celebrate

I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

Happy Friday the 13th!

Please be sure to watch @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social explain every "Friday the 13th" movie while hunted at a teen camp:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpit...

Obviously, I support this effort.

I explain all 3 Silent Hill Movies because I can’t stop returning to West Virginia YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

You can learn so much about West Virginia from @drjordanbreeding.bsky.social's explanation of all three "Silent Hill" movies (yes, there are three of them), like the state's rich history of making mannequins from people and the mannequin spiders guarding them. Educational!

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I watched ALL THREE Silent Hill movies (yes, even the horrible new one). www.youtube.com/watch?v=efjY...

Which Silent Hill thumb you clickin' in exactly 24 hours?

I failed to explain a lot in 2025, because I kept screwing up (Outtakes) YouTube video by Dr. Jordan Breeding

I screwed up a LOT last year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCO9...