very pew pew. idfk what's happening

it's glup shitto time

my brother in law told me that the house sigil for "harris" in australia is a hedgehog. i think there's etymology involved but my web searches just come up with an adorable children's book

skipping the gym this week and i'm gonna try to do my first run tomorrow instead. i love lifting but my neck and shoulders need a break

anyway i'm getting good use out of my freezer rations which is what it's for

i went really hard on cooking and baking for about a month and now i can't seem to do it anymore lol. spring is hitting and it's time for cleaning and crafting and yard things! i wish i had more level energy for like a balanced set of everyday tasks. 🫠

the wait has been so long! 🥹 we need new costumes, new hair, new DRAMA

omgomgomg

i was grooving to the synths and then the bugle came in, like damn. we're doing something different here

what a wild combination of instruments

cutiiiiiies 🥳🌈

"mark, what are you doing?"

"playing tetris"

"it's 5am"

1999 in a nutshell courtesy of ER

yeah she's like older and a "family" "friend" or possibly a removed cousin or something it's very confusing and preposterous like... you have rich white people money you can get a fucking flawless implant calm down

it's like DRAMATIC CUT to an entirely different show

what the fuck is up with this breast cancer soap opera plotline that noah wiley has in season 6 of er

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folks, i regret to inform you that this is too much cheesecake 😔

looks fun and dumb, i'm in

read a book, bitch!

daredevil, the boys, beef, the pitt, maul shadowlord, euphoria, the testaments, alllll fucking intense. anyone seen margot's got money troubles?

i don't think i can switch intensities to watch the new beef right now. why is everything intense? i'm getting like, tired. can someone make a light fun comedy

oh wait nini kinda killed this

don't be boring, give the win to darlene

the system is still ingenious though. bring your shitty boyfriend to hawaii and trade up on vacation

taking this video to my hairdresser

they made the participants of temptation island younger 👎

chinook headache all day!

they do this A LOT

cheesecake for dinner!

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.