a cartoon character with a red hat is standing in front of a blue object . ALT: a cartoon character with a red hat is standing in front of a blue object .

🔥ᴅʀʏ ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ

ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴅᴀʀᴋʟᴀɴᴅs🦴

❤️ + 🔄

"ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴇsᴋʏ ᴘʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀs!"

❤️ + 🔄

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❝ ... Ghost... SANTA CLAUS .ᐣ.ᐣ -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! OHHH, GREENIE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS- .ᐟ.ᐟ ❞
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❝ 𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐇𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘❗️
𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍’ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 .ᐟ ❞
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𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭...
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❝ 𝐁𝐖𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐀 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ SUCK IT, PLUMBER BOY .ᐟ ❞
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❝ I CAN’T JUST KEEP HOPING IN THE VOID FOR YOU TO MA— wait, really .ᐣ.ᐣ ❞
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❝ That sounds like a you problem, little guy .ᐟ THE GREAT KING BOWSER IS ALWAYS LOUD N’ PROUD. Deal with it ~ ❞
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❝ Wruh... .ᐣ But I… — THE DUMB MIDGET NEVER PAYS HIS TAXES .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RALLY MY UNDYING FANS IF YOU GUYS KEEP PULLING THIS DAMN TRAP CARD .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ 🔥 ❞
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... I’m so done.

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A new redesign of Bowser! This was honestly a pain to redesign to be more 30s authentic, but hopefully, I can get away with what I have. (BG from "Popeye meets Sinbad" as placeholder)
#bowser #kingkoopa #redesign #1930s #rubberhose #vintage
#30s #supermario #mario #nintendo

I did. Even held them at gunpoint to make my boy the most precious thing ever.

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𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬...
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❝ 𝐵𝑤𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒ℎ... ❞
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@parodybign.bsky.social

❝ Yo, Nintendo .ᐟ Where’s my big title on the switch, huh .ᐣ The fans are roaring to see 𝐌𝐄 win for once. ❞

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫

❤️ & 🔁?

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❝ Pfheheheh... Wimp ~ ❞
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❝ ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

… Ahem.
Good morning. ❞
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“We Survive, Like Witches Have Been Doing For Centuries.'

⋆♱✮♱⋆☽☾⋆♱✮♱⋆
Agatha Harkness.
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A 300 or so year old witch.
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Moody, very moody tread with caution.
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Descriptive/Lit

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❝ Begging me now, huh❓ Bweheheheh… Alright. Maybe I won’t. But only if you agree to a date with this handsome king ~ ❞
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❝ Bah .ᐟ You guys are all such party poopers. Seriously .ᐟ ❞
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❝ Oh, yeah .ᐣ What’s it to ya, then, birdie .ᐣ Did that hurt ya 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 .ᐣ ❞
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