This is your reminder that drag is inherently misogynistic

It's good to know that my former best friend is just as insane as me, we bonded over our sexcapades and horrible past

FEM LESBIANS FLOAT THROUGH LIFE LIKE ITS A WEBCOMIC AND IT'S BOTH ADORABLE AND AGGRAVATING

You people are fucking freaks

Acting insane so men don't think I'm attractive has ONLY EVER BACKFIRED ON ME

We gotta wrap this shameik Moore shit up real quick

Housewife maxxing

WOKE MIND VIRUS /j

Accidentally said the word "heteronormative" at dinner

Broke mid 20 something people going out of their way to post about how they're eating pizza alone tonight

How do we feel about neck kissing?

In hindsight I probably shouldn't have made such a big deal about your meth problem considering that I take Adderall everyday

White people love sirmixalot

Generational wealth doesn't carry you as far as it used to in relationships, my father has a Costco executive card who would like my hand in marriage?

Noticed something interesting when watching Zootopia

Half of the girls I went to high school with who said they were lesbian are dating men now, you can't make this shit up

I'm legitimately the only trans person from my high school that's still trans, these bitches were fake asf 😭

I hate when I put all this time and effort into bagging an older woman just for nimrods on twitter to call me a "grooming victim"

This isn't referring to marijuana or catnip btw, I'm throwing rocks at her

Cuz was acting up so we had to get her stoned

It's transgender day of remembrance and all the sudden everyone is replying back to me 😭

Should I do my final project for transgender activism and cultural production on vivec and the elder scrolls games?

Peak productivity

The Lord is tempting me

I am so fucking high

Hillslop for lunch is actually insane today

I'm sorry for underestimating you, please forgive me

Okay Mr Max brightness over here