SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE...
LACKING INTELLIGENCE!!

BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!!

OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THIS!!! MY HAND SLIPPED.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!!

MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT??
THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS?

I AM BECOME GOD.

I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS,
I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!

WE ALL NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ME IN OUR LIVES!

WHY SHOULD I?? I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO RIGHT NOW!!

HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!!
BACK TO NORMAL!!!

IT'S DIFFICULT DOING ANYTHING IN THIS STATE.

I KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT ON THE BEST TERMS..

BUT COULD YOU PERHAPS ASSIST ME WITH MY CURRENT ISSUE?

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I SHOULD.. FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN FIX THIS.

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I DON'T HAVE ANY LIMITS, LEAVE ME ALONE!
IM TIRED OF THESE CONVERSATIONS.

ME?? HAVING A WEAKNESS??

I DON'T HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES!! YOU SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

THIS IS JUST A SLIP-UP OR SOMETHING..

MAY OR MAY NOT HAD RAN INTO THE DISASTERS MYSELF!!

I SUPPOSE I HAVE UNDERESTIMATED THEM A LITTLE.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAD DONE THAT... WHOOPS!!

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IT'S... UM. IT'S NICE!!!

OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? RUN INTO THE DISASTERS AND FIX THE WEATHER MACHINES MYSELF??

I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON THAT!

BESIDES, WE'RE ALL VERY BUSY, HOW WOULD I EVEN BE ABLE TO TAKE MY TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS "DELICATE" TOPIC?

I AM A GOD, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?

I AM UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LACK GREATNESS AND BE FRAGILE. DO I CARE THOUGH? NOT REALLY!!

I PREFER TO STAY THAT WAY!

THEM BEING FRAGILE FLESH AND BONES IS NOT MY PROBLEM! IF THEY CAN GET THROUGH THE DAYS ALIVE AND WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE SHOULD CARE.

THEY WILL BE FINE! I BELIEVE YOUR THINKING PROCESS ISN'T COMPLEX ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT!

SHOW THEM RESPECT?? NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT?

I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO..

IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS.

THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!!

I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL.

I'M BACK!!!

WHAT???

LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!!

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WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!