“I don't remember a time in my whole life when I haven't been close to complete personality disintegration!” Albert Brooks as Albert Brooks, Real Life (1979)
Posts by Jake Lloyd Bacon
This conversation is about comedy and the modern business of it, but EVERY artist should take time to listen to it. Comics, Musicians, Filmmakers, Writers, and every slash and spot along the spectrum inbetween. youtu.be/f2uZ6C8xhGI?si
It’s March. It’s 92 degrees. I have finally run out of my seasonal stockpile of pumpkin spice coffee creamer for the year. I wait again for the cold.
The reason I’m passionate about fighting climate change is because it will mostly effect all my favorite places and I really don’t want to in live in your awful city inside your mediocre state.
Try to leave it better than ya found it.
“Every day is a good day. Just try missing one once.” Rod Steiger as Nick, Poolhall Junkies (2002)
“The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.” - Frank Langella as Frank, Robot & Frank (2012)
If you love one hit wonders from 30 years ago with pedophilic lyrics, four unknown guys with indistinguishable names, and clapping on the 1s & 3s, you’re gonna LOVE the TPUSA #halftime show.
And in that time he has had a tremendous impact on our country. So I think it’s important at this moment in this time, more than any other, that we can come together and say to him, without bias…
“Go fuck yourself you biggoted sexist lowlife twattortoise.”
Mitch McConnell is in the hospital. I know these are super charged political times and everyone has hot takes and rage, but Mitch has been working for the nation in the political sector since the FORD administration. That’s a lifetime in office.
Cant believe the pedophile rapist muderer’s wife’s propoganda documentary directed by a sex offender is getting so poorly rated.
“One bar of soap, a tube of toothpaste, flawless skin. Fucking men.” - @alexandrahoey.bsky.social 5 minutes into the first episode of Punisher.
Tip for folks who use #Amazon Wishlists, yet struggle morally with ((gestures at everything)) - I switched lists over to thingstogetme.com (you can also make it say “things to get US”) and I’m thrilled at how easy and clean it is. Fantastic non facist supporting alternative for public support.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
What could possibly fill the runtime of a feature length documentary about the single most uninteresting human being in the entire world?
Everything sucks right now but I just found out that Sean Bean has a Birding show. Sean fucking Boromir fucking Bean has a BIRDING SHOW.
Hope is all around us if we allow ourselves to see it.
“If this true thing is true, than how come this completely untrue thing is true?!”
- Literally every modern conservative argument
Can’t believe I missed this in real time. Thank god it came up in the live or else I may have never liked it! Close call.
He spent decades bringing the religious right to power. Now he's marching to undo it.
Rev. Rob Schenck spent decades helping build the Religious Right—commingling church and state to advance conservative causes. Now, he says he must confront the damage he helped cause.
Trump wants Greenland because he’s old and nostalgic for his old favorite island, Epsteinland.
Samesies. For the first like 20 minutes I couldn’t get over it.
Magnificent pagan beasts.
What do you do with the mad that you feel?
You may feel helpless — a powerless observer of this hurricane of violence. Please do not succumb to helplessness, despair, or fear. You are needed — desperately. Here are some things you can do. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/mobilizing-america
Fully armed masked men breaking the law and ignoring constitutional rights with badges means we no longer trust badges. Full stop. Because we cannot afford nuance when scumbag thugs are immune to the repercussions of atrocities.
I hope everyone in law enforcement knows that ICE is taking the already huge mistrust by American people and making it so much worse. The word “police” on a uniform is absolutely fucking meaningless in this country now. State sanctioned child abuse, abduction, sexual and physical abuse… murder.
Everything fucking sucks and the world is ruined by racist troglodytes but sometimes the fur on my dogs face and head just does this, so there’s that at least. His name is Bookstore Brown and he fucking hates fascists.
It’s an enlightening and interesting (and sad) read into the cult of the thin blue line and it always stuck with me. We need such major reform that I feel somewhat hopeless about it.
Thankful for likeminded people doing the best they can in the world, like yourself.
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