Is it like this

baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders

me neither

has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely?

y’all ain’t seen me in a minute what’s up

i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

group chat for gang stalking the white sox

(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun

i hope not

i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke

character’d up to here

the evil is in the hearts of men, but i will say it’s possible we summoned some sort of algorithm demon somewhere along the way too

yush for the past couple months

do androgynes dream of walkable cities

does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second

if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back

i love her i love her i love

gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell

forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops"

here’s a pic i like of me and my friend

hello my slimes

she’s about to say it. she’s about to say the schlemiel word

hr is bringing everyone into a meeting “out of concern for the health of the culprit” but i’m not falling for it

decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now

the balloon quotes guy posing next to his balloons which read “a bitch who lick ya ears fasho a demon i be ready to piss myself”

can he say that

America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America

the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in