Putting people who tell jokes and people who don't understand jokes on the same internet was a genius move.

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

SIMPLY HAVING A

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

oopsie i did a coupsie

Good morning, Bluesky America. Please water your REAL Christmas tree.

They’re gonna do a study on Seahawks fans in 40 years and find it has a similar effect that smoking or eating processed food does to our longevity and health and they’ll look back at this day as one of the main causes.

Makes me sad re-reading this amazing letter from ex-Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox sent to high school seniors in 1994 after they asked him “What should Americans learn from Watergate?” 20 years later in ‘94.

His answer is remarkable—unfortunately things didn’t work out so well in 2024.

Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:

*pressure intensifies*

Some helpful hints in this thread.

A husky (or malamute) howls at the sky next to a sign on a fence reading “NO DOGS ALLOWED.”

it was probably a mistake teaching him to read

Finding you on here has helped make the transitions soooo much easier. Here for the short stories, sysmon config, navigating corporate I.T., and of course corn. Thanks for all you do!

If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.