Nectarines have never been able to figure out why they're not as popular as peaches.

If you had to choose between potatoes or pasta, which would it be? And yes, you'd be allowed to make gnocchi.

I can only imagine the look on Elon's face when he realizes I'm skeeting over here. Priceless.

Thank you for coding me in!

Now I wish I would've made my handle Skeets McSkeety.

This is my first....wait, what are we calling tweets here?