It’s not unaliving, it is killing or murder, speak like adults.

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This Onion/Infowars news is making me giggle a lot.

going on 36 hours awake because every airplane seat was designed for tiny little mice. little cartoon mice curled up on a bag of peanuts and using their boarding pass as a blankie. all dragging a big steamer trunk behind them and shouting “oh boy!” when the plane takes off. unfortunately I am 6’3”

😁

Okay I did put away my shovel yesterday. It could be my fault.

The Tchaikovsky is perfect. 😆 🥰

fuck she beat me

True story: I’d had a few 🍺 one evening in Glasgow and did the same thing on Hyndland St. Just posting this before my wife does.

I just saw a toddler pushing on a “pull” door and it made me think of one of my favorite Far Sides. 🤓

Yesterday it was 75° and sunny.

Today it’s 36° and snowing.

We love you, Vermont! 😆

Same. 👴

You guys a motorist noticed a bicyclist and is angry about it. 😂

😂 Indeed. I mean it is April so not too unusual, but after yesterday, we’re ready for a change.

Fresh friggin snow

This is some GD BS

Oh that’s bad. 😂 No idea.

Thought it was a hash run, but no.

🎶Pray for sound, to quiet the howling🎶

Welp. Not having fun outside today. Time to clean the house. 🧹

Snow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

Unkempt person boarded the bus wearing a vintage styled Atari shirt that said PONG. My brain immediately went to the Glaswegian definition, which would essentially be the equivalent of wearing a shirt that said ODOR.

😂 😬

Klingon Bartender: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR RYE!

POV: Porch drinking with your buddy.

I saw an individual wearing an oddly angular rhino mask downtown today and wondered if I should cut back on my drinking. (True story.)

Also PJs. 😏

Porch drinkin’!

Art.