Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.
as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally
Give these jurors a Nobel prize.
GOP: “Ha ha yes! The Dems are down a congressman!”
[5 minutes later]
“Fuck.”
My favorite film genre is random people watching the last 60 seconds of Heated Rivalry E5. The ones where they don't even show the TV, just the people watching. A+ no notes every time.
This is what we call a TACO Supreme.
This is what we call a TACO Supreme.
Highly recommend eating a giant paper plate of Kraft m&c right now, it started to turn things around for me.
Women
Genocidal maniac >>> Dork
I know this comes up a lot but it’s always worth remembering that Howard Dean was locked out of the presidency for screaming weird.
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.
She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.
It will first offer a petition for you to sign, but you can continue on to write your own letter and have them sent directly to your reps, just follow the prompts.
If you don’t love calling, remember you can send texts, emails, and faxes (I recommend the latter, make paper fly all over their offices) by texting RESIST to 50409.
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
It’s not so bad if you pretend he’s talking about his own gut biome.
today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments
For real though it’s not fine at all.
This is fine.
[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this
Legitimately reports the news more clearly and accurately than the New York Times
[Jerusalem]
MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb
SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus
MARY: What's Upjesus?
JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—
Yes, just a huge bruise on my back. Thankfully I went down feet-first but galumphed down every step.
Same. I don’t think I’ve lived in any place with stairs that I haven’t done this in, sometimes repeatedly.
I know a new house is truly home the first time I go careening down a set of carpeted stairs and knock the wind out of myself. 🏡💚🏆
I have Jamiroquestions.
Some 8-bit dog could get really hurt 😞
I really wish I didn't see this. By which I guess I mean you really wish you hadn't seen this.