Hey @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social, Kirk Cousins!?

You really couldn't have just brought Derek back? Ugh.

I just finished watching all twelve seasons (and four movies) of Murder, She Wrote: AMA

What if Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends" is about baseball because they know how boring the regular season can be?

Don't overwork yourself, Ditto!

If you aren't playing Pokopia right now, then what in the fuck are you even doing with your life?

RAIDERS

Hey @lasvegasraiders.bsky.social, the city of Philadelphia does not deserve Maxx Crosby, just putting that out there.

If you’re gonna trade him, please, anywhere but there. I don’t like these people. 😂

Gorillaz US Tour officially announced. Let the hype begin!

Yeahhhh, soooo... The new #Gorillaz album is just too beautiful for words.

If you haven't fucked with The Mountain yet, now is a great time to start.

Mannnn, FUCK THE CELTICS.

Gorillaz - The Shadowy Light ft. Asha Bhosle, Gruff Rhys, Ajay Prasanna, Amaan and Ayaan Ali Bangash YouTube video by Gorillaz

Really can't get enough of this one. 🥲

#Gorillaz #TheMountain

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0gL...

I love bread.

SlutLife Records Join Dick Widdley at PhilaMOCA for a star-studded birthday celebration you'll never forget!

Ten days away from absolute insanity, and it only costs $12.

See it or stream it LIVE!

DO NOT MISS THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EVENT.

www.slutliferecords.com

Watching the Patriots get dog walked was exactly what this country needed right now.

One of the absolute best things about the Super Bowl is that 6:30PM EST start time.

For Your Love YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmAM...

Gotta love how Bud Light's version of 'damage control' is "Let's hire two of the whitest dudes imaginable for our Super Bowl ads in hopes that the worst people in the country want to buy our beer again"

If the roll ain't seeded, I don't need it.

Oh shit, I made this! That's my hand!

Amazing seeing my work get turned to the lowest quality imaginable after all the re-sharing haha

Welp, Cuba is about to get bombed all thanks to the newest Epstein File release.

Donny's fat ass got some serious deflecting to do.

3 million pages? I thought this was a hoax? I’m so confused!! 😂

I AM A DOMESTIC TERRORIST.

COME TO MY SHOW ON 2/28 SO I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.

WWW.SLUTLIFERECORDS.COM

Big shoutout to DuoLingo! They know exactly who I am and exactly the kind of sentences I need to learn.

Orange County (feat. Bizarrap, Kara Jackson and Anoushka Shankar)

🥲

open.spotify.com/track/23XKMz...

Are you a coward?
Obese and balding?
Afraid of your own shadow?
Going through a bad divorce?
Don’t know how to pleasure a woman?
Sold your soul to support a child predator?
Like to blame everyone else for your own problems?

JOIN ICE TODAY!!!

Friendly reminder that being in full support of the ICE gestapo makes you a loser AND a coward.

I don't make the rules. I wish I did, but I don't; I'm sorry.

P.S. GO RAIDERS.

"One Nation Under Al Davis, indivisible, with a Commitment to Excellence for us all."

FUCK ICE.
FUCK YOU.
GO RAIDERS.

Twelve seasons of 'Murder, She Wrote' are currently streaming on Tubi just in case any of you needed to start their new year off the right way.

Team Calamo