DADDY LOOK LOOK DADDY LOOK WHAT I MADE DADDY LOOK I MADE THIS WHY ARENT YOU LOOKING DADDY

I got Desantis 

Truly it is a That Time in the semester

The second That Time comes about two weeks prior to the end

This absolute passive aggressive drama queen 💀

Man, I am tired of how much we have already normalized a Seig Heil.

Tired.

Did Nazi the rebranding of Steak & Shake taking such a turn

@profanity.accountant hook a sister up

Two. Grackles. Enter.

One. Grackle. Leaves.

I am so interested in learning more about “FIGHT JAZZ”

Who left their Subway six inch on the counter in the restroom in the B-School

The way I would go face-first into like 89% of these

Won’t coming home be even more spectacular??

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Howdy to my new followers! Please say hi so I’ll know to return the favor.

Oh, Sluggo.

Anyone starting to think the Dems might be in on … whatever this is

I asked ChatGPT by pasting your exact post in:, In today’s economy:
• Budget Range: $50–$75 half-hour (high-level professionals).
• Mid-Tier/Competitive: $75–$125 half-hour (elite-level instructors, major metros).
• Premium/Exclusive: $125–$200+ half-hour (sought-after instructor w int’l recog).

First customer of the day and he is not pleased with my tardiness.
Turn up the volume and listen to his dramatic ass

Happy Robot Platypus Day to all who celebrate

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I am reminded that today is 3/05 and for that, I honor this icon #IYKYK

I did not vote for this, yet everything bad keeps Russian toward me

Looks like every other store now. Nothing “Disney” about it beyond the merch. The homogenization of American shops has come to WDW. A true bummer.

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Just finished the season finale of Severance and WHAAAAAAA

No spoilers, please.

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I continue, despite my best instincts, to put on male-forward terrestrial radio on my drive to work. Today, it was a love fest for Josh Hawley.

The energy I will bring into Monday

Honestly, it’s the self-awareness for me

Who wore it better: George Bush (bottom) or me (top)?