Literally cracking open a classic cola Manzanita Fizz rn

I don't think anything hits as quick or as hard as weed sodas

I'm in love

"Veggie options?"
"I will light you on fire."

Fuckin 💀

Work is slow so here's a quick example 🤷‍♀️

I miss drawing regularly but every time I sit down to draw, my head goes blank and I just end up drawing a circle followed by the same little character in the same pose I've been drawing for 20 years

I refuse to believe this and will not be setting my alarm to test it

You can't make me

My mind was blown when I found out in my adulthood that we all had been playing the *demo* version of this game

those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

Anyone have any solid follow packs? I wanna expand my feed ✌️

Looking for queer accounts, artists, funny shitposters, leftist politics, etc 🤙

Turn the shitty ballroom into an impromptu courthouse for all of the trials that will be needed. Leave it that way when the trials end. Forever. As a reminder, and a warning, right next to the White House.

Ah yes, double down on your shitty take while blaming the backlash to it on bots, brain damage, and illiteracy

Surely that will smooth things over

I long for a day when the Lego aisle isn't 50% HP shit

Ngl, I was an adult when I beat her for the first time

I'd get /right/ up to her boss fight and end up stopping there lmao

Amen 🙏

My Favorite Twilight Knockoff YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson

@jennynicholson.bsky.social finally posted a new video 🙏

youtu.be/-Gq1P2aaDqM?...

Now I just need @hbomberguy.bsky.social and @munecat.com to post and my 2026 will be complete 🙏

Tons, but my favorite is without a doubt...

Vivian's not beating the "best sibling" allegations

One of these days ⛏️

Yuna pointing “faggots let me hear some noise”

HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME

I try to warn people 🤷‍♀️

Lifelong Californian, I love it personally but god damn we're over hyped like way too much

I gotta be so real with y'all

I still think about how mad the ending of Umbrella Academy made me

Trans people are funny af; who else would be able to find humor better than a population of people who willingly shed so much of themselves?

Love y'all 💜🏳️‍⚧️💜

Admitting to relying on the shamwow name for votes is peak pathetic

Hit up the Goodwill, is there a reason the fitting rooms are gone?

Regardless, picked up 2 bras, 2 shirts, and 2 sets of jeans

6/6 - love it all and it all fits 💅

My extreme q broke a couple years back, been there 😞

Might have to add a bit of embroidery to my jacket 🤔

Edited this together, made this post, and the first chat I see is from George 💀

Snippets of a YouTube chat between majorascasket and GeorgeSchneider-m9q George: "I guess there is only 1 opinion in here" Majora: "George you're literally watching a conversation of opposing opinions lmaoo" George: "but why does everyone say my opinion is wrong then??" Majora: "cause you and your opinions suck, George 😂😂💀" George: "major, thanks for being the only one who is honest. I can respect that" Majora: "Anytime, bud (;" George: "you guys or girls or whatever you identify as have a good night. im so triggered and you all have won. have a great night unless me telling you to have a good night is bigoted then don't"

A chat snippet during @jovanbradley.bsky.social's live stream call with Dustin tonight

Internet grandpa legit thanked me for telling him he sucks lmaooo

only way to describe what this is as intentional and targeted evil. they want to make it impossible for trans people to live. this is genocidal

Wait, I saw that HRT injections don't need to be refrigerated??

Is this true?? Definitely asking my doctor about that - I'm *so* bad at remembering to take my Estradiol/Spiro twice a day