It feels like a crime to be in NYC and not get pizza but also I'm so full I might explode

RIP Ethiopian Eats

Don't mind me microdosing Pepto because I ate too much

@chlocarta.bsky.social just saw Matty Matheson in the flesh. I'm so jeally

Okay so there are 8 million people here, which is overstimulating af, but there's also free food at nearly every one of the 300 booths so it's worth being outside of my comfort zone

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(but also I'm going to use this repeatedly and probably just swap out the field based on the season. So asparagus field in two weeks, corn field in July)

"How's that marketing degree working out for ya?" - @chlocarta.bsky.social

I'm used to waking up at 4am on weekdays for ZWP so getting up at 5am today feels like sleeping in

Anyone looking for a brick and mortar on Wickenden St, please send me a DM. My landlord just informed me that one of my condomates is leaving for financial reasons. It has a gorgeous courtyard view with plenty of natural light.

IMO, it'd be awesome for yoga, workshops, etc.

Chloe and I go on rotisserie chicken dates and I just feel like there is nothing more on brand than that

So the lady at the DMV told me that she's leaving stickers for me at the desk so I can just pop in and grab them. Didn't tell me what desk. Guard is making me wait in the reservation check in line because nobody knows what's going on.

So the DMV was like "why didn't he just do the inspection anyways and fail you for registration" and I honestly have no idea. I assume the answer is that he just was sick of me calling looking for updates.

I never received my registration stickers which wouldn't be an issue if my mechanic would've gotten the work done on my truck in a timely manner but now my registration is suspended until I can get an inspection, which my mechanic won't do without the stickers.

Nothing gives me anxiety like the RI DMV

It's going to be a good week. I can feel it.

It's going to be a good week. I can feel it.

I dream of the day when I can afford to move my store to a more functional location where I can have bulk sections and other zero waste things

Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing.

The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party.

Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.

one day when my mom was well into her dementia she told me about skipping meals so my brother and i could eat

that’s why hunger bothers me so much - my mom literally went hungry so we could eat, and right now as a society we won’t take our surplus and feed others

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This is the reason the stock market is completely disconnected from the real economy.

My personal opinion? We should instead be boycotting big business every day. But no, let's boycott all business one day and then go back to opening the Amazon app every time we need something.

Anyways, stay tuned for my decision on what to do with my already struggling small business.

We don't really get MAGA people anyways because they're the type that goes to a farmers market to feel good about themselves but then scoff at all of the prices. But I also don't want to alert them to our existence and try to troll us because I don't have the energy. Clapping back is exhausting.

Chloe has designed a ton of flyers to put up around town because we need customers omg and I can't decide how I feel about this one

Now both parrots are conversing with each other. I can't.

It's creepy because it sounds like a recording

Popeye is whistling AND talking to herself in her creepy man voice

Pro-tip: Greta the Parrot LOVES the song bacon pancakes from Adventure Time and will dance if you sing it to her

I'm a little sad we canceled the market tonight but tbh a little relieved

I'm physically ill from anxiety right now, which is giving me more anxiety