Wouldn't surprise me if it improved ever so slightly.

Schrödinger's strait.

"Zelda II is harder than Dark Souls."

No, it's not. Stop lying.

This is, unironically, such a reddit post.

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

Homer Simpson Bible Quote YouTube video by Persadish

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVk...

Chrono Trigger is what happens when a JRPG wastes nothing.

No dead weight.
No dragged-out middle.
No waiting for it to get good.

Just adventure. Heart. Momentum.
And a story about time travel that never wastes a second of yours.

"You know, I'm something of a gummi ship enthusiast, myself."

What reading the news every day feels like.

"No, pay no mind to your poor, ailing father. I'll just sit here by the phone and DIE."

Always an L take.

Useful for filtering out people with boring tastes, though.

Is it just me, or is Bluesky's discourse getting more annoying and Twitter-like recently?

1) "twink" is such a gas station hot dog of a word. It needs to be retired already.

2) I'm with you politically but this is somehow still the worst and most cringeworthy summary of FFVII I've ever read.

Bloodborne came out in 2015.

No remaster.
No sequel.

One of the most atmospheric games ever made,
still sitting there untouched.

🤜📣🙏💭

Who else?

Hungary Like the Wolf

It's election day in Budapest and JD's saying a prayer for wild boy Orban, while Don fights the release of Epstein's girls on film. In an ordinary world, polls would spell doom for this union of snakes, but one Rio journalist predicts cherry ice cream smiles.

by Maureen Dowd

"This is the kind of arrant pedantry I can totally get behind."
-Winston Churchill, probably

a man is wearing a lion mask and holding a sword ALT: a man is wearing a lion mask and holding a sword

Keep it up, big dawg.

Why was he there in the first place?

First rule of fascism: own the means of communication.

Throw Bat Thurs!
#batman #dccomics #gotham #digitalart

Fine, I'll jump on the bandwagon.

Leaving the "overrated" square blank because it's such a lazy means of criticizing a game.

Remember a few years back when every disingenuous gadfly on the internet was like "ackshuelly FFVII is overrated" for fandom brownie points?

Boring times. Let's not bring that nonsense back.

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

"Uhh it's not an assault rifle it's a semi-automatic"

Who gives a fuck? He brought it to a protest with the intent to harm and kill. You can split hairs about the terminology all day, but it doesn't change the truth.

Pebbleflick is at it again, I see.

P.s. Release the Epstein files in full.

No, we haven't forgotten, and we are never letting go of it.

#EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpstein #TrumpIsAPedophile

Possibilities:

1) They don't go through with it, and will instead claim that they've made some secret, last-minute backroom deal with Iran to save face.

2) They try to go through with it, but military chain of command rejects the order as illegitimate.

3) They actually go through with it.

Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.