Happy Banner Day to all that celebrate…but an extra special happy banner day to one Jerral Wayne Jones who gets a front row seat to refresh his memory of what that’s like tonight. 🦅

Nope

Looking at you @ethorntonghs.bsky.social 🥵

End of the year was ROUGH. Needed a little social media break….but the worlds two biggest egos and smallest 🫢 dragged me back to the mess

True story…bought a new (old) suv over spring break and the first question I asked my wife was “is this lifted to the point that we would make fun of someone getting out of it?” In the grand scheme of Texas trucks it’s not remotely close but I definitely didn’t want to be tagged with THAT brush

a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a beard Alt: Blinking dude

To quote the wise O’Shea Jackson Sr regarding what it’s like over at the other place…Today was a good day

Oof…if I knew what any of those paste eaters was actually thinking I would go see my friendly neighborhood mental health worker. Buuuut if I had to take a guess I’d go with

1) Racism
2) Sexism (interchangeable really)
3) insecurity (I’ll let you fill in the blanks on that one 🤏🏼)

a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom Alt: Teachers just trying to make it to and through state testing season 😑

2 days until our first STAAR test…everyone basically looks like this right now.

michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin . Alt: Teachers once the calendar flips to April and the kids lose their minds

In case you’re wondering how things are in Teacherland…I took tomorrow off to go to the DMV with my wife and I’m looking forward to it. It’s fine…we’re fine 🗑️🔥

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in a crowd of people applauding . Alt: Nah…not for us

Ok…a message for my fellow day walkers, it’s far past time that all of those lacking in spice/seasoning knock off the reels/grams/tiktoks set to Not Like Us. I’ve seen just about enough of off beat, unseasoned chicken dancing to last me several lifetimes. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

a man is laying on the floor with his arms outstretched . Alt: Teachers 2 days before Spring Break

2 more days to go…here’s hoping that everyone in Teacherland can hold it together until break

a man in a purple sweater is sitting in front of a window . Alt: A middle school teacher questioning his life choices on a Monday morning

Yall…we have TEN more days until Spring Break and the children have lost their whole entire minds. It is Monday morning. Pray for your teacher friends.

A kid in class just asked, with 100% no chill…

“Mr. McGeeney…are you white white or just white?”

The look I gave this child would indicate the answer if they had any kind of home training 😒

And in case you were wondering…yes, she herself would fall into one of those categories

Coming in hot on this chilly Wednesday morning 😳

Working on a Book Bingo assignment and a kid asked me to sign off on a couple of squares. One of them was “A book set in the future”, which was Hunger Games.

Me: We sure it’s set in the future?
S: Its supposed to be
Me: *gestures to the general surroundings*
S: Fair point…
Me: I’ll still sign it

Happy parade day to all who celebrate!

Happy Valentines from the missus’

Happy Parade Day to all my fellow Birds fans out there! In completely related news, Mrs. Marvelous got me this for Valentine’s and then this morning Philly upped the game with the real Love statue. Guess I’ll have to add to the finished product

Idiocracy about to move into the documentary section 🤦🏻‍♂️

Directly after Angie Thomas and Shea Serrano? Ma’am…that is rarified air. 3 of my fav interwebz peeps. After Quinta gets done with this episode I need her to spread some of this good energy to the Phils. I’d ask for the same for the 6ers and Flyers but those are both dumpster fires at the moment.

I don’t give off the “that dude is crazy, he must teach middle school” vibes?!

Posts like this always make me think that I should make the jump up to high school. These are the kinds of things I’d like to point out through my teaching, but it’s harder with the middle school age to have them dig that deep…

This…all of this. And if you’re one of the angry old daywalkers who are all bent out of shape about it, maybe you should’ve paid more attention in class.

I’ve had the fight song playing on a loop in my room all day. I think I make actually break some spirits today.

2x Super Bowl champs

@ethorntonghs.bsky.social made a slight, Philly inspired alteration to my game day nails in honor of Jalen MF’ing Hurts

Ma’am…I am about to be so incredibly ratchet they have no idea.

Champagne popped!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FLY EAGLES FLY!

Nail painted. Go Birds!

When baby girl decides that she wants to paint everyone’s nails for the game…you let her hook you up. Birds by a million! E-A-G-L-E-S…EAGLES! Go Birds!

Damn…there were shots taken at JJ and no one throws up the bat signal for me?! I’m a little bit hurt by that 😔

a man covering his face with his hand while sitting on a chair Alt: a man covering his face with his hand while sitting on a chair

It’s infuriating that this needs to be said, but I suppose it does at this point…the idea of invading and displacing people in foreign lands is colonialism at its absolute fucking worst. You can not be an example of “freedom” and deny it to others just because.

1 phenomenal all the way around…can’t go wrong with any of them though.

I have whatever the opposite of this is called…

I mean…he just hired the best coach that minimum wage can buy so 🤷🏻‍♂️