this is fun

Who will in a battle of transportation modes in Portland?

⚡ Electric bike
🚲 Bicycle
🚌 Bus
🚗 Car
🛴 Scooter

The Mercury's latest experiment pitted these modes against one another in a race from downtown to the Hollywood Theatre (and maybe a twist destination).

Who do you think won?

when winter got spayed and i brought her to the car bagel didn't know why she was being so weird and spent the whole drive home growling and screaming at her even though she had lived with for 6 months

that's quite an endorsement

what are the shame-chives of false berlin?

that australian interviewer might just have out-chotinered chotiner

after doing some more research this could be an entire franchise!

holy shit! 🧵

rich with personality

dudes rock

i have never done, and likely never will, do anything as cool as stealing a subway train. i hope these kids all get guaranteed conductor jobs instead of jail time

go ahead and take that victory lap

"she thrives on outrage" - me to the person trying to call their dog away because bagel is yelling at them

i'm sure there are, i was just trying to channel the faux outrage my beagle has taken to an art form

not a single beagle in sight. disgusting. smdh

i'm definitely saving this for use at work

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

check the alt text on this one

had i been drinking when i scrolled here there would have been an actual spit take

gravy belongs on hamburgers

sickos meme but the guy just says "pickitup pickitup pickitup" dot jpeg

you just described the kitchen aid pasta attachments

put some gravy on that burger and have the best of both worlds

this site has a case of the mondays

i think both eels and maps are cool

uh oh. new faine art in 3... 2... 1...

it's a very disturbing chart

the reactionary right is now funding "science" against walkable cities

amy, no!

same as the vw id buzz pulling into the thrift store parking lot across the street