The only correct choice

To all those asking, yes I *will* be using 🎶Sandy Dildo Vodka Bath🎶 as a lullaby

Don’t worry. Sex, drugs, and violence is only the overture. Welcome to Solari ♥️🔪💉💦

i'm in the dishwasher
watching you kiss her

OoooOOOooOOOOOoOhhhhh!!!!

I've bought four 😅😅😅

Griffin Mcelroy's "The Stowaway"

Orin says "It's good...I like space." He has read it four times. I'm buying five of them.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804068...

Bro I think about it like once a month, David Bakhtiari was apparently a huge fan and just begged to be in it and it makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY

Hi it's my annual reminder that the Green Bay Packers were in Pitch Perfect 2 and it's the most perfect thing to ever happen to me in my entire life 💕

The Stowaway Check out The Stowaway - <b>From Griffin McElroy, co-author of the New York Times bestselling graphic novel series The Adventure Zone, comes a laugh-out-loud science fiction thrill ride you won't be a...

Happy Book Day to @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social!

Everybody go buy The Stowaway, which is a Choose Your Own Adventure Book, which is the objectively best kind of book

(this is an affiliate link; we get some money too if you use it, but it doesn't come out of Griffin's cut so don't worry about it)

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

A promotional still for "Bridgerton: The Official Podcast" on Netflix featuring Allison Hammond in front a backdrop of the Bridgerton house, with SM7B microphone on a boom arm photoshopped in front of her but visibly out of scale, perhaps about half the size it should be

I know there's a lot of feelings around Bridgerton but clearly the worst part of all is this terrible photoshop job, SM7B mics are SO much bigger than that

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Stella riding a skateboard with a gold Olympic medal #p4a2026 #animalwonders

Sharpie John

I wouldn't know who this was without the label on his forehead
#p4a2026

Lines of academy cadets, one in command red seated but at attention while in a wheelchair.

I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."

That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

Sunny beat me to the very next statement I was going to make.

The whole performance wasn’t about the triumph of the individual, but the collective effort and joy that that elevates all of us out of oppression.

They literally danced their way through and out of the history of colonialism TOGETHER.

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Bro literally came out and said “it’s our labor and culture that has always made the Americas great: y’all are just the beneficiaries of slave owners from sea to shining sea,” and I am here for it.

[P] Bad Bunny's halftime show featured farmers, a pickup truck, people drinking and having a party, fireworks, the American flag and him saying "God bless America."

Good thing country music fans had the TPUSA show so that they could see anything they could relate to.

“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine

age the actors back up.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

So many cool things about halftime show but the detail that’s sticking to me is how defiant it was to be joyful.

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

Super Bowl confirming what i always knew in my heart: the kicker is the most important guy on the field