If Mr. America hadn't been dishonorably discharged for treason, he probably would have gone by Capt. America.

I'm begging my fellow pro wrestlers to at least GOOGLE your desired ring name so that fans don't expect to see Chris Evans or Cybill Shepherd when you're being announced.

Ever try and touch a man's foot to the back of his head? I have. #wrestlesky

Had we known how many people from this generation would joke about killing themselves, maybe we wouldn't have been so quick to call the 1930's "The Great Depression."

Turns out the Tacoma Seed Library isn't just my dad.

Just make sure you use proper form while fasting. lol

Farting during a deadlift is considered an assisted rep.

Mondo Titters and Boss Nass will appear in Season 2 of Ahsoka.

In the 9th grade I knew a boy who described a girl as having "mondo titters" and if DraftKings let me bet on if he's still a virgin, I'd cash in my 401k to place my bet.

In reaction to Jey Uso attacking Cam'ron during his podcast, I'll be dropkicking Julez Santana in the back while he's in line at Einstein Bros. Bagels.

Let's go Devo!

Turns out a pedometer tracks steps, and not how many times Donald Trump shows up in the Epstein files.

Here at 25.3 KAPS the hits just keep keep on coming. #wrestlesky

Bet.

How long does someone have to be dead before I can call myself a "historian" for stealing their stuff and keeping it?

Trained with Jerry Lynn at the Grit City Wrestling school in Seattle.

I will now cradle piledrive everyone I wrestle.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

...and just like that, Overdosing will now be referred to as Opioidmaxxing.

This is my first time seeing it. Also, "teaching AI to replicate my art" is certainly a choice.

No robot will ever replicate the intersection of linguistics and societal disappointment that Lupe has mastered.

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Of course Vince McMahon isn't in the Epstein files. He was busy running the XFL of sex trafficking rings.

This MF spittin'!

If you told me a witch placed a curse on Dave Matthews where he can't touch his tongue to his teeth while singing. I wouldn't even question it.

White people singing the blues will always funny to me. What do you have to be sad about Connor? Did Costco not have Kirkland Signature khakis in your size?

The Duggar's are proof that the family that preys together, stays together.

As much money as Coachella is charging this year, they better bring 2Pac back from the dead for real.

Another jacket in progress. Looks like it's gonna cause a RIOT.
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Not to say stereotypes are real, but Israel hasn't tipped America once when buying weapons to commit genocide.

If there was a member of the X-Men whose mutant ability was just being immune to getting diarrhea, I would consider them an Omega Level Mutant.