J. H. Prynne wrote a guide to reading works of literature for Cambridge students. This was the postscript:

fucking hell jerry lee lewis = donald trump

Playing the hits of 1957 and trying to remember the arrival of my brother Roger. I was four. Fuck me, I remember every single one of these songs. Overall impression: hope, joy, optimism.

Just got an EBay notification that the ‘vintage carpet bowls set you’re watching is now discounted’.

I’m guessing that went on my watchlist on an evening where I accidentally took 2 gummies.

Q: NFL beat writer 2026 mock draft 3.0: Could another QB join Fernando Mendoza in Round 1?

A: It's not just Trump, is it?

Kash Patel, Kash Patel,
what's he doing, who can tell?
Panicked look in his eyes,
says the press are telling lies.

Valhalla! See you there, Kash Patel.
Volatile Kash Patel...

get on your little e-bike and fuck off

I WAS PLANNING TO GO FURTHER BUT THE YOUNG PEOPLE PISSED ME OFF SO I GOT OFF EARLY I FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR TWO MATE WHERE'S MY FUCKING OBE?

I mean ah fuck what are we doing now

Happy birthday. x

reminder to all the the wonderful Storyville episode The Farthest is back on iPlayer

❤️

Dundee Courier: DRUNKEN POLICE CHASE TEEN IN COURT.

Grammar is important.

Davros.

Nigel Farage.

A megalomaniac who believes that he can become the supreme being and ruler of the Universe. And Davros.

get equipped with sapphire torrent

Mm yes. Could you tell me what day of the week it is and who’s the prime minister?

my daughter's taking her A-level students to that tonight in Morecambe, looks great

When even The Guardian mixes up 'have' and 'of' then all hope is lost

Purple rain on the guardian weather

Ten years later I still love this guardian tribute to Prince

Great. Now I understand every aspect of this story and what the actual fuck. Maybe dementia has its upside, in a way I'm looking forward.

absolutely, I understand every word of that sentence

He looks very modest and never looks up to see himself on the monitor, gurning, which puts him in the 0.0000001 % of the audience.

Daffodil bulb in a paper bag. Sticker asking to plant it in her memory. Name erased.

I've been to the funeral of a 33 year old mother of 2 small children. As always when it's a young death the church was packed. All the kids she used to play out with had turned into grown ups in dark suits. I have a bulb to plant in her name. It'll grow in the village where she grew.

Why did BBC Breakfast give Reform UK a special graphic? A small detail in a brief report sparks some big questions about what the national broadcaster is doing during the run up to local and national elections.

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Former Odeon Cinema, Morecambe - William Calder Robson for Harry Weedon and Partners, 1937 Image © Philip Butler

Odeon Cinema, Morecambe - William Calder Robson for Harry Weedon and Partners, 1937 Image © John Maltby

NEWS: The former Odeon Cinema in Morecambe (1937), now a hardware and bathroom supply shop, has been Grade II listed following support from C20 Society.

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Dimitri From Stoke On Trent - I Wanna Be Your Lobster YouTube video by James Hicks

Remembering Prince, for me, is about 50% this brilliant mix of recorded and live versions of I Wanna Be Your Lover, 30% of everything else, then actually 20% of this again. Soul of Twit from the bad place and I played it at each other all the time.

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Cat sitting on notebook.

“I’ll just check my notes”

“The fuck you will”

The definition of 'unsafe sex'.

Me too, Jim. Me too.