Like HECK you will! You're on the couch forever!

Oh, "safe?" You weren't so safe when you did this to me, dear 💀

@hordakhorde.bsky.social and I got a little carried away with a science experiment and now I'm banned from the lab for the next, uh... *checks watch* Nine months?

//Yknow how we have ATLA and Korra drag shows now? Where is our "She-Ra, Queens Of Power?" Deadass Entrapta drag lip syncing to Charli xcx's Femmebot? That wouldn't just slay, it would murder.

//I blocked them on both my accounts I think a week ago, but thanks for keeping the community safe!

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Catra and Entrapta: *FIGHTING IN THE LAB*

Scorpia: can I please get a waffle?

Entrapta backed up, and her back hit the wall. Okay, now she was a little scared. "I'm just a brain to him, but he probably wouldn't want you doing that."

She had magic hair and could hold her own in a fight. She wasn't afraid of Catra, she was afraid *for* her.

That insult felt like it came out of nowhere! How could she say that?

She huffs. "Well youre a... a stray cat!"

Yeah, she's not great with insults.

"At least people like me!"

Oblivious Entrapta doesn't really notice her disdain.

"Oh!! Maybe we can have a Super Pal Trio sleepover and talk! That's what friends do!"

"What other reason could there be?"

Blink blink. For a genius, she can be damn stupid.

"Well... Scorpia's still here. And me."

Her face fell a little, but she tried not to show it.

"Hordak talks about his feelings sometimes, he never seems to get angry with me. The only conclusion I can come to is that it works!"

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I am, quite literally, MOTHER

Rest in peace my parents, they got hit by a bazooka

Y'know it's messed up how I'm legally still not queen yet? I have almost no legal control of my kingdom but I'm the only one here to run it.

I forgot to eat dinner again- WAIT! Does anyone else hear that buzz from the kitchen lights?

"Well, that too, but your placement is off a couple milimeters and they're always sitting at the wrong angle."

She shrugs.

"But I guess it could fool *somebody.* They'd just have to have bad eyesight."

Oh Entrapta, not everyone's as specific as you! She doesn't know how much it doesn't matter.

"If you're going to shapeshift into me, at least get the hair right!"

"girl calm down no one wants your crusty evil bf"

UNFATHOMABLE he's gorgeous and he's everyone's type!!

I have a way with clones apparently. After Prime went kapoof, most of them stayed in the old Fright Zone, and apparently they've named me their new god! Something about following Brother Hordak's lead?

Guys, that isn't necessary- ooh wait, is that offering made of tiny fruit? Nevermind, I'm in!

𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

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I don't post explicit content on the feed, but there will be adult humor. They're a couple, sometimes they're just horny on main. I do tone it down when Hordak's not around to banter with, though.

I write Entrapta cringe on purpose. She's not *that* unaware- she knows she's weird and embraces it.

‼️I can do canon-compliant RPs! I know my au thingy is too specific for most people to get on board with, and I also need something to do while Hordak's not around.‼️

𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜

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• All posts I make to the public feed will be SFW. I don't mind following/interacting with accounts that post lewd content.

• MDNI for the above reason.

• I don't interact with rightwing grifters.

• I'm not interested in OOC drama and will ignore it. I may unfollow if it gets too weird.

𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝-𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘

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Palace staff does all the cooking and cleaning, and Hordak is a stellar father and an attentive partner.

He matched her freak and it just made her even crazier! He's the one person who truly gets her, and she feels safe enough to be herself.

This Entrapta is post-canon, about 3-4 years after the show. She and Hordak have settled down in Dryl, and spend their days peacefully building bots. They're engaged, and have a toddler named Pallas- and Entrapta's also adopted Imp as her own!

She's definitely no housewife, though.

𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐

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• Singleshipped with @hordakhorde.bsky.social

• Flirt with her and you'd better pray Hordak's jealous ass gets you first- she's a lot scarier than him!

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"𝙴𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙳𝚛𝚢𝚕! 𝙸𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎?"

｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ

//Redoing my pinned thread now, meant to days ago lol