Don't bother mate The sound doesn't even work on this episode could be my TV but I doubt it give it a miss 👎🏽
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Tomorrow🔥🥵🥵
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Tomorrow🔥🥵🥵
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This WEDNESDAY in LONDON🥭
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i'm in a green t-shirt, michael is behind me in a maroon mod anorak
SUNDAY! On the latest episode of Long Distance, Bit Weird @mbalazo.bsky.social and I chat with actual @robinince.bsky.social about staying in love with comedy (and Chris Hadfield's toilet).
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This WEDNESDAY in LONDON🥭
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Unfortunately, we only realised his volume was low about halfway through and then fixed it 😞
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ELECTRIC CHAIR SURVIVOR
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ELECTRIC CHAIR SURVIVOR
@nicsampson.bsky.social
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@zafarcakes.bsky.social Every time I pass this on the A7 near Carlisle I think of you
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God forbid a man have a hobby.
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God forbid a man have a hobby.
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This is good, actually
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Not for the easily offended ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🇬🇧
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Then you haven't seen the previous winners.
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4. My train just stopped so it could change drivers. Change drivers?? I thought that's what the only the what we meant to do on the damn GOLF COURSE.
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3. So my cousin just got a job as a security guard at football who frisks people and that.
His name?
PAT DOWN.
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Working on my home submission for Dave's best joke of the fringe. This is what I have so far:
1. Seen two birds in the jungle. TOUCAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.
2. So I wanted to write about my arse in a newspaper. SOME ARE SAYING IT IS A FARTICLE.
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A CLASSIC
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A CLASSIC
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_England for the English🏴...................................................................................................
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_*April Fool* *1.4.2018*_
_england for everyone😉
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Ricky Gervais ad where he's bragging about sucking off dogs and how it's offensive.
Upsetting all the right people. 😂🤣
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Do you ever get into work late and say the trains were messed up but they know you're lying because you've got tiger face paint on and you're eating candy floss?
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Arsenal Club Football signed by Starmer, Zafar, Clegg and Bin Laden
This is my most prized possession. I'd be devastated if this ever left me like my wife did.
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