You look so dour, hope all was ok that day and sending hugs (and maybe Handjobs)

The sky blue suit is very fetching!

Thanks for confirming my suspicions! I certainly feel less awkward frenching you now!

You can just say you’re diversifying

Is it a nude if you’re wearing a robe or have you ventured into dick pic territory?

2 days at sea and not a single speedo picture, I must say I’m shocked

Ah think of us Texans when you have a summer with only 1 week of 100 degree temps

Driving where?

Still? Just remember if you wait past the 30 day trial period they charge your credit card.

My kingdom to put my head down n the belly for 10 min

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

I’m sorry, on behalf of the gays we’re going to need to hear some Sweet Magnolias quotes before we can send you the certificate

Happy belated! And you’re right dogone it

Maybe he just goes cray cray at the sight of your caboose

Goodness gracious your nipples are looking perky!

Your nipples have me like a deer in headlights

I remain dubious, will free samples be available?

And the gay agenda is made by lesbians so you know it works!

Don’t you mean babydaddy?

#free2pee

So Bear soup is on the menu?

But Buff and Bulging so there is ying going on with your Yang

Just to be clear I will not be painting you like one of my French girls!

My kingdom to rest my head on that belly!

Looking good! Now don’t you have some field mice to bop?

The belly is screaming for zerberts

Might want to put some shorts on b/f getting started (or not, I know so many gyms are cracking down on proper gym attire but you may go the only one who takes it to the Nth degree and bans all attire)

Eraserhead 2! You in?

Well looking good! I didn’t recognize you (I know that’s kind of the point but thanks the win!)

Did you do something different with your squiggles?