Narrator: They would not take good care of it.

Ah, the classic blunders:

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2. Don't try to match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3. Don't get into a fight with the Pope over who knows more about Jesus.

Maybe we can designated him for a high leverage assignment

Tyler wells is trash and may be the worst relief pitcher on this team and Weston Wilson should never play left at home ever again. Only notes. Bounce back tomorrow #birdland

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

I would hope there’s not someone else….

A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. There’s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.

Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this

Going to need some more runs before I have the emotional stamina to watch Helseley

1. People are not entitled to due process before I decide whether or not I like or dislike them or will vote for them.

2. My process of deciding whether I believe an allegation is not subject to the Federal Rules of Evidence.

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So why the statement about mistakes that he is deeply sorry for? Do you suppose that was some random comment with no relation whatsoever to these allegations? “Sorry I was rude to my mother-in-law and now I’m accused of rape.”

I’m deeply sorry to my wife that I didn’t remember to buy eggs last night and thus causing people to accuse me of sexually assaulting them.

“…those mistakes are between me and my wife, and to her I apologize deeply for putting her in this position.” He doesn’t name the mistakes, so how do the unnamed mistakes put his wife in this position?

This is why we can’t have nice things

Exactly. This is more than sufficient evidence to not vote for him.

I can think of other people I’d rather send on a dangerous fly around of Venus

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

I guess if my career was about to end it might take me a day or so to process before accepting it. But that’s all I’m giving him

For a crowded primary, several allegations is enough to pass on him

That’s not funny

If he can start walking people he’d be a perfect orioles closer

Butter sandwich?

That ended a while ago

Well, I was told that a civilization was coming to an end and he just stopped that. Saved an entire civilization. He’s got my vote for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Every TACO is a manipulation of people’s lives and the stock market.

Schrödinger’s ceasefire

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Craig Kimbrel still pitching for the O’s? What is going on?

What the Democrats need to do is performative theater (e.g., introduce articles of impeachment) that results in no change and is framed by corporate media as time wasted by a failing ineffectual party.