mes pronoms? bon/homme car/na/val

wish somebody would give me a large sum of money. can anyone relate

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As always, Drew nails it.

silver lining is at least i don't have to watch that will arnett rbc ad anymore

arts and crafts therapy this morning to help me move on

jays better beat the fucking dodgers now i swear to god. dont make hurting my beautiful big dumper's feelings all be for nothing 💔

i'm sure once i see vladdy's face again i'll be like awwww and possibly reevaluate but for now 💃🏼🪩🕺🏼🤘🏼🥳

oh thank GOD the mariners won so i dont have to keep cheering for toronto lol it felt too unnatural

this is like nelly arcan's dress

i wish they would cut back and forth between the two locker rooms lmao

Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

i'm so emotional 😭 i hate the yankees so much 🥹🥹😭😭😭 and the jays aren't bad i guess lol

being delulu thinking there'll be a late inning rally is part of what makes baseball great

i cannot believe yankee fans leaving the stadium after the 8th when they're down 4. IN THE PLAYOFFS. loser weenies smh they wouldn't last a day as a mets fan

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

someone's downfall happening / me watching bc i prayed for it meme but it's a wasp

the frost finally coming for the evil end of summer wasps 😈

"i have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness" sorry no entiendo

i think the taylor swift album is enjoyable if you just pretend you don't understand the english language

truuue 🥰

major ones being the expos leaving, me marrying a new yorker of the mets fan variety, yankees doing a moment of silence for a fascist and of course the blue jays' acquisition of so many big boys 😍

thinking about the insane succession of random events that had to come together for me, a certified hater of the city of toronto, to be riding this hard for their baseball team. alexa play invisible string by taylor swift

surely we have the technology to spell out the pope's name in the white smoke. they're killing me with this suspense

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it's snowing so bad i feel like an asshole having these stickers on my windows

well

travis kelce: i did something baaad🎶🎵 😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😢😭😢😭😫

imagine she planned on surprise dropping reputation tv after the game and now she's gotta be like uhhhh

ok which song will taylor play for travis tonight to cheer him up. it's kinda giving evermore right

the theme of this game really is humiliation