I just told someone to have a good weekend. It’s Tuesday.

I keep having these kind of interactions lately

Mfs a let you walk around lookin crazy. If I fwy I’m finna hit a lil, “you got some right there” fym

Do these mfs think I’m stupid?

I don’t wanna be rich & famous. I want to be financially stable enough to have my groceries delivered to my door each week 😂 never having to leave the house is the luxury I want

Paranoid > naive

It’s like the second I stand outside boom $100 down the drain

I could rewatch Burn Notice multiple times and still enjoy it every time

You’re not culturally competent just because you have a few 2Pac songs in your playlist and like Snoop Dog #putitup

That’s y’all, not me

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Of course when I meet someone who has better aura than me, dresses better than me, and says better shit than me, I get insecure and jealous…

I play clueless but I promise you I’m aware

It’s bad enough Walmart don’t got Apple Pay but why all their card readers be trash?

Unpopular opinion: I hate Teslas but I love me a cybertruck

Babyfxce E dropped an album today. Get the fuck outta my way on the highway

It’s snowing like a mf and I just seen a man biking. This NPC is glitching

It’s always me having to learn my lesson first so the next mf don’t

And if you cut me off while I’m talking cuz you fw what I’m saying, I fwy

My music taste so good I have to take a lil drive

As soon as I apply for a job, here come all them spam calls

Don’t ask me to shuffle no cards cuz imma bend them bitches unintentionally

Once I know you lying, the eye contact becomes less cuz ion even wanna look at you fr

Buying a new car <<< buying a used older car and modifying it to be more modern

People need a supportive ear, not a judgmental mouth

You curate perception on social media. I use it as a journal

My Apple Watch when I’ve been sitting too long at work: